akordin to my ejukashun, seems ta bee werkin goodly
2007-09-24 06:32:13
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answer #1
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answered by the_chief 6
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I think this guy can:
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER
by Jerrold H Zar
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too be a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
it does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
2007-09-24 06:34:14
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answer #2
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answered by Mee 4
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It is not a spell to disable YA spellcheck, it is a spell which casts an aura of stupidity over those who use it.
To break the spell, go outside, dig a hole, take both hands find the hole in the ground, next locate your buttocks. Repeat until you can tell the difference.
2007-09-24 07:22:07
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answer #3
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answered by Info_Please 4
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spellcheck programs are inadequate in regards to comparing usage to context, as is obvious from your use of "roomer" as opposed to the contectually-correct "Rumor", and the reversal of "Which" and "Witch". It SHOULD have given you an alert on "Sumone", which you chose to ignore.
2007-09-24 06:33:45
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answer #4
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answered by Stephen H 5
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Very cleaver, too bad it costs points, eh?
It "wood bee" nice if YA allowed spelling in international English: Colour / Color etc.
Although I suspect the spell checker is okay, but the grammar checker is non-existent.
2007-09-24 06:31:33
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answer #5
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answered by David F 7
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Have you ever considered studying law, and becoming a defence attorney? I think you have what it takes to come up with some highly imaginative strategies to get your guilty clients off LOLOL>
2007-09-24 06:50:16
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answer #6
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answered by sharmel 6
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Nut shore iv speel iz un speelchek er un perzun.
2007-09-24 06:32:43
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Appearintly so. Mabe there not using it. I think if your going to right something and you want to make shure its spellt write your skrewed. People can no longer check there spelling.
2007-09-24 06:36:10
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answer #8
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answered by Lillith 4
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LMAO!!!!!
Gude une, ceep tryeeng, yool ged it!
2007-09-24 06:34:00
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answer #9
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answered by dreamer 3
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AntslzGSMge.RfP17B8Wkwnty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070628103229AAsCHXt&show=7#profile-info-1wOBfgZIaa
2007-09-24 06:32:04
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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