is it, like, a homeshow for sealy posturpedic? I don't get it.
2007-09-24 06:17:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The very best reason to sell the house, pack the animals and come to Florida.
2007-09-24 13:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Mattress Party is an alternative to the Republican and Democratic parties.
The specialty of the Mattress Party is to accidentally "increase the population".
See, the Mattress Party does an incredible job of distracting it's constituents with pleasure, fun, and excitement. Then, before you know it, the population goes up.
It's an ingenious platform to keep America growing. :)
2007-09-24 13:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by Question Monster 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Mattress Party was created as an outcome of the reports that Americans are overworked and do not get proper rest.
So when you attend the mattress party you get the sleep that you deserve.
2007-09-24 13:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a time where all the matresses put on their best fitted sheets and get out of the house for a well earned night of fun and airing.
2007-09-24 13:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL-You need to know about the birds and the bees..
2007-09-24 13:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by KAREBEAR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see LaLa, when two people really love each other, they get undressed and give each other a "special hug...."
2007-09-24 13:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well whatever it is I'm still waiting on my invitation. send it to Tyrone S. POBOX Y!A; Yahoo, Mi 69696
2007-09-24 13:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you have to ask, its time to sit down with Mom and Dad and learn about the birds and bees...
2007-09-24 13:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's where you give the mattress a workout...preferably with a partner...happy day:)
2007-09-24 13:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a "party" on your "mattress".
wink wink, nudge nudge. XD
2007-09-24 13:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by julie! ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋