Your kidding right? Drinking bleach could kill you.
2007-09-24 03:40:06
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answered by VTSOXFAN 4
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No.1 Drug tests are not always 100% accurate. But drinking bleach is not going to help. I don't believe in mandatory drug testing, it is an invasion of privacy. Especially if you smoke pot, and it takes 30 days to get out of your system, even though you may not have smoked any for that long. But the powers that be, think if it is still in your blood, then it's still affecting your brain. What a crock.
If you really want to pass, don't smoke for at least a week before the test, and during that week, drink lots of water, cranberry juice, and green tea, and take lots of vitamins. The night before the test drink lots of water. The morning of the test, take your vitamins, drink more cranberry juice, and more water, then make sure you go at least 2 times before you take the test. By then your urine should be so diluted the test should come up negative. There are also things you can buy out of magazines, or in a head shop.
To all those who are going to come down on me for this: Yes I smoke pot, why? because I am in constant pain from fibromyalgia, and it is one of the few things that actually works, so that I can sleep at night, and function during the day without a lot of other un-natural drugs, clogging up my brain.
There has never been any actual scientific proof that smoking pot will cause you harm. Alcohol, and ciggarettes are far worse for you than a natural herb.
2007-09-24 11:15:19
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answered by CSmom 5
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I don't think that will help at all...
I believe it's just a myth. BTW...bleach is poisonous and can kill you so I wouldn't recommend drinking any at all.
Also why are you in such a hurry to pass a drug test? School-related, work, police? (If i knew the exact test I may be able able to offer more advice)
2007-09-24 10:36:41
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answered by J.D. 2
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No. Your best option is dilution. Drink as much water as you can before you take the test. Try to plan it so that your urinating the clearest water possible. Most times you are given two hours to submit a sample take this time to drink as much water as possible. Most masking attempts will only get you fired, dilution will not. The company will have to either accept the sample or request a retake. So after your intial test keep drinking plenty of water. Time and water are your best chance. Also stay away from what ever could cause you to want to dilute your urine, you know what I mean? Any unusual chemical found in your urine that is determined to be a masking agent is justifiable cause for termination.
2007-09-24 10:44:44
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answered by Anonymous
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The only way that Bleach will help you pass the test is to put it directly in the specimen cup and let it eat the drugs in your urine.
The folks that told you that bleach will help are just not educated enough to know.
If you live in a city, you are already drinking bleach in the city water. Also you are ingesting fluoride which is good for your teeth but not your body.
2007-09-24 10:44:40
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answered by killbasabill 6
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Any amount of bleach would interact with gastric fluids(stomach acids) and cause ulcer like holes to develop in the lining of the stomach and small intestines.
2007-09-24 10:40:18
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answered by THE Cupid HATER 7
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No. Bleach is a bio-cide. POISON.
Use a purging liquid found at head shops. Use Goldseal. It is a native american herb. Ask for advice from the head shop.
Do not consent to a drug test.
2007-09-24 11:19:46
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answered by momonster 3
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if you drink bleach you wont have to worry about passing a drug test because you'll be dead.
2007-09-24 10:35:48
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answered by Heaven L 4
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Funny you should ask.
I read an interview with a police chief just last week regarding this particular claim.
He said it was a laughable myth, more like a practical joke than anything, and certainly not true.
2007-09-24 10:36:43
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answered by PastorBobby 5
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Sure...it can kill you and/or damage your body so that you will not be available to take your upcoming drug test.
Another no fail way to pass a drug test is to NOT TAKE DRUGS.
2007-09-27 17:28:00
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answered by Wedding Planner 3
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You won't need a drug test,because if you ingest any amount of bleach,you'll be dead.
You wanna know the best way to pass a drug test?
DON'T DO DRUGS!
2007-09-24 10:40:21
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answered by Mrs_Golub 4
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