What not to put on an application form........?

Question

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Answer 1

Very funny! This reminds me of when I was in 8th grade 35 years ago! While reviewing a form each of our class members were given to complete, my teacher announced to the class, while laughing so hard he could hardly speak, that one of the boys had written "not yet" where we were supposed to check either "male" or "female" next to SEX! (I was attending a Christian school which makes this even funnier!)

Answer 2

The form my son had to fill out on a job application form , for a job was. DO you believe in GOD , THE next question was What religion are you , MY son put down what WHAT has religion got to do with the job i am applying for as i am applying for a job at Mc Donalds , and i iknow that when you first start in Mc Donalds , the first job you get is cleaning out the toilets . The next question was when you go to church do you pray a lot ? MY son wrote on the appication form , Not in a Mc Donalds toilet i would not . Two day later he found out that he got the job not cleaning out the Toilets , but cooking hamburgers. to this day he still does not know how he got the job cooking hamburgers instead of cleaning the toilets out.

Answer 3

What not to put on an application form? Any bodily fluids i'd say :D

Answer 4

Ha Ha thats funny...Like on the divorce papers it asked "wages" and my husband put "yes varies by job"....I think they wanted an AMOUNT...I'm SO gald I'm getting a divorce!

Answer 5

Pmsl funny but not a wise applicant eh! :-)

Answer 6

Haha I like this. The trick is not to give too much information.

Answer 7

Take it he/she did not get the job

Answer 8

thats funny

Answer 9

thats funny

Answer 10

ha