Is Elvis still living? A guy who works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis?

Answer 1

Just like you swore to me that you'd be true.

He's a liar, and I'm not sure about you

Answer 2

I was 13 years old when he died but if this guy at the chip shop thinks he is Elvis get him to sing for you or play you a song. If he can't play a note on a guitar' or carry a tune you know he is not elvis. Maybe if you can get him to sing or play a song you should hide a camcorder and videotape that way you can play it back for him and if he has no talent you can persuade him to go get help. Did you ask him where he was born and if he knows a priscilla or lisa. If he doesnt say Mississippi and he does'nt know llisa or priscilla I guarantee you he is not the real deal. Anyway try to get the guy some help.
Good Luck!

Answer 3

no elvis is not living he died but of course his death is not clearly known but just because we don't know doesn't mean that there isn't an explaination of y we aren't gods so we won't always find the answer

and the guy in the chip shop probably wishes he was elvis or has some trauma to the head and that is y he thinks that

lol is interesting reading those other answer got some creative people but none is true

people honestly need to think more rational

Answer 4

Yes, and here's why...

1. ELVIS IS IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
Most people know about Elvis’ famous meeting with President Nixon. What they don’t know is that during this meeting Nixon issued Elvis Presley a DEA badge, a clue that Elvis was helping investigators with a major case and later had to enter the federal witness protection program. It's ludicrous to believe that the DEA would have issued a badge to someone not working for them, even Elvis Presley.

2. ELVIS' NAME IS MISSPELLED ON HIS TOMB.
Elvis’ father, Vernon, misspelled Elvis’ middle name on the grave—Aaron instead of Aron, as his mother named him. This is a sign that Vernon Presley knew that it was not his son in the tomb.

3. PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE CORPSE DON’T RESEMBLE ELVIS
In 1977, the National Enquirer paid a third cousin of Elvis to smuggle a mini-camera in to the viewing of Elvis’ body. The resulting picture was published in the Enquirer, and caused shock waves among fans around the world. The eyebrows, chin, and fingers all looked unlike Elvis.

4. THE COFFIN WAS TOO HEAVY
The coffin weighed 900 pounds: Elvis is known to have been overweight at the time of his death...but not that much. The only plausible account for that weight would be if the body was a wax dummy and there was an air conditioner inside the coffin to keep the wax dummy from melting.

5. COL. PARKER’S STRANGE QUOTE
Col. Tom Parker, Elvis’ manager, said in a press conference shortly after Elvis’ death: ‘Elvis didn’t die.The body did. We’re keeping up the good spirits. We’re keeping Elvis alive. I talked to him this morning and he told me to 'carry on.’ Is it possible that there was a double entendre to those words: that they had literal truth to them that no one suspected at the time?

6. INCONSISTENCIES IN THE STORY
The circumstances of death are described in conflicting ways. Witnesses disagree as to how the body was found and what Elvis was wearing, when the body was found, whether it was dead already, when death was declared, and whether AR was tried.

7. THE BOOK DID NOT EXIST THEN
The book about the Shroud of Turin he is supposed to have been reading when he died was not published until a year later.

8. EVIDENCE THAT ELVIS WAS PLANNING ON THE END
There seems to be evidence that Elvis was preparing for the end:
—Why, for instance, did he order no new costumes for a new tour due to start on August 16th, 1977?
—Why did he fire several old friends shortly before his death?
—During his last tour he sang ‘Blue Christmas’ although it was summer: was he warning his fans?
—Five months before hand, family members were suddenly cut out of his will. Did he realize he would need that money for his new life?

9. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE LEAVING MEMPHIS THE DAY AFTER
On August 17th, 1977, one day after Elvis’ death, a ticket to Buenos Aires was bought at Memphis airport by a man looking like Elvis and using the name John Burrows, a code name Elvis frequently used when making hotel reservations for the Elvis entourage.

10. NEW ELVIS RECORDING EMERGES WITH SONGS FROM THE 90’S
In 2002, an independent label released a CD entitled Kingtinued featuring Elvis’ voice singing at least fourteen well known songs which were not written and did not exist prior to August 16th, 1977.

Answer 5

It's all a government conspiracy, Elvis was actually frozen for reasons that cannot be discussed. However, his DNA was extracted and he was cloned many times; in an alternate future reality, he returns and takes over the world that is then teeming with his replicates. However, we were saved and the space/time continuum was altered in order to give us the reality we have now. How do I know this you ask? It was me who travelled through time to save everyone... I'm sorry, but believe me, what we have now is much better than the way it could have turned out. And don't worry about the stray Elvis clones, they pose no real danger... The real Elvis died many years ago, and I have destroyed his frozen body so that he may never return to destroy us all. Thankyouverymuchhh... =oD

Answer 6

Elvis is alive and well on an island in the English Channel (you work out which one). He lives in an Old Folks Home with Lord Lucan, Adolf Hitler (getting a bit rickety now), Richard Nixon and Joe Stalin (not quite so rickety but drools a lot).

Answer 7

Elvis has left the building. Sorry

Answer 8

Elvis is Dead
2pac is dead
Biggie Smalls is dead
LIsa Left Eye Lopez is dead
Aaliyah is dead
Let these ppl rest in peace...lordy

Answer 9

Then the chip shop guy is seriously ill and needs help!

Answer 10

No, i think he is dead. It can be an Elvis at the fish shop, and Lord Nelson at Tesco's and Hitler at the library they are all MAD , MADDDD i tell you!

Answer 11

In nuthouses, there are many Elvises, Napoleons, Supermans (men), etc. Elvis died just over 30 years ago, actually.