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2007-09-21 20:05:47 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cause it can't fly.
2007-09-22 01:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mad Cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest and most famous riddles still in use in the English language. The most common answer is "To get to the other side."
* Karl Marx: "The chicken was driven by the lash of economic necessity."
* Amelia Earhart: "She could have flown."
* Martin Luther King Jr.: "I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question."
* Central Intelligence Agency: "We can neither confirm nor deny any involvement in the chicken-road-crossing incident."
Susan Roces:
Let us remain calm. Let us follow the rule of law in determining the chicken's motive for crossing the road.
Former President Joseph Estrada:
Press Secretary Ignacio Bunye:
That chicken which allegedly crossed the road is a fake. We have the real chicken in our coop!
Former President Cory Aquino:
Let us pray for the chicken, okay? Kris and James are praying as well.
Sen. Ping Lacson:
I have asked a foreign group to authenticate the taxonomic classification of that animal which crossed the road. No doubt, it was indeed a chicken.
Former Sen. Kit Tatad:
I did my own authentication. The chicken is real.
NBI Director Reynaldo Wycoco:
Both chickens are fake.
Archbishop Oscar Cruz:
I have witnesses to prove that the chicken crossed the road.
Atty. Allan Paguia:
I admit! I spliced the chicken but only for my post-graduate class. I didn't fry it. In fact it's still alive.
Cong. Chiz Escudero:
Once and for all, I am challenging the chicken. The public is waiting for its answer. Did it cross the road or not. If yes, why? If no, I still won't believe it.
Atty. Samuel Ong:
It was looking for its mother. But the chicken won't find it because I am keeping the mother of all chickens.
Sgt. Vidal Doble:
It was forced to cross the road.
Sen. Aquilino Pimentel:
Impeach the chicken!
Rep. Teddy Casiño:
The chicken has betrayed the motorists' trust when it crossed the road. Fry it!
Sandra Cam:
The chicken has laid dozens of chicken eggs across the road. I was personally asked by the chicken - which happened to be my close friend - to deliver the eggs to Congressmen Mikey and Iggy Arroyo. But please, do not insinuate that I had a special relationship with the chicken. It was just a friend.
Cong. Mikey Arroyo:
That chicken is a liar! I never received a single egg from that animal.
Cong. Ignacio Arroyo:
I will file a libel case against the chicken!
2007-09-21 20:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by TENNIS BUM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because it wanted it get to the other side.
2007-09-21 20:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by Darkskinnyboy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because she was fed up with farm life, the daily grind if laying eggs and the embarrassment of having the farmer reach under her to get those eggs. and no 401K. so she had to cross the road on her way to L.A. to be a star in the next Disney film , Hey if a pig can do it. . .
2007-09-21 20:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Drake Deth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, it's obvious why the ckicken would cross the road.
The chicken crossed the road becasue his daughter and his grand-daughter swithched bodies, so then he ws just sitting there and they came downstairs and he was like "we need some milk",
so it's obvious that the chicken crossed the road to buy milk from the purple orange.
2007-09-21 20:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Kurtis J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the farmer was too lazy to build a fence.
He was later hit by a car while crossing the road in search of his lost chicken.
Moral of the story?
Either don't be lazy, or don't go looking for lost chickens.
You decide.
2007-09-21 20:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by CSE 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You see, it was like this:
Chelsea Chicken is on Farmer Jones's ranch.
Rory the Rooster is on Farmer Smith's ranch.
Rory asks, "Your place or mine?"
Chelsea always thought the grass was greener on the other side of the road.
2007-09-21 20:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by MystMoonstruck 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She was in a race with a llama and, the finish line which they had mutually agreed upon, prior to starting the race was on the other side of the road.
2007-09-21 20:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cause the chicken saw food on the other side of the road
2007-09-21 20:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by Justine 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the road is there to be crossed.
2007-09-21 20:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
coz the road just like the cross where Jesus lives...
2007-09-22 02:12:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋