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IF I ONLY HAD A LIFE

(Sung To The Tune Of 'If I Only Had A Brain')


I could wile away the hours
Creating profound towers
Of joy, triumph and life
And my mind I’d be using
While my talents I’m not losing
If I only had a life.

I could even solve great riddles
While helping individuals
In trouble or in strife
With the thoughts I’d be thinking
I could make the world less stinking
If I only had a life.

I might even find a girlfriend
Might even start a new trend
Becoming a shining knight
And find myself more human
Realizing this means I have won
If I only had a life.

(I think I'll go read a book or something.....or not.)

2007-09-21 17:12:00 · 10 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Arts & Humanities Poetry

10 answers

Wow! I should be so bored. So, what can you do on a good day? Thanks for sharing, it's been fun.

2007-09-25 08:04:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3 0

Writing to me is like eating crispy salty fried food that never fills me up. I never get bored of it. As far as reading over what I've written I don't get bored with that either. When I edit I do it in small parts. I don't look at the big story very often and feel like I can still successfully edit as a whole by doing the small parts. I think that if I'm busy editing I don't get bored maybe because I feel I'm still writing and it feels like scratching an itch.

2016-05-20 08:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi Doctor Watson,
Humour it is said is the best medicine and you've certainly provided us with a few minutes entertainment, thank you.
Pollyanna

2007-09-25 08:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by pollyanna 6 · 2 0

Lol I actually had to try and remember the tune but luckily I don't have it stuck in my head.

2007-09-23 05:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

Dear Doctor,

I've got the prescription for your ennui...
To stir your inspiration and the pen in you, eeeee

Begin by singing this to the tune of Doctor Love
Here's the background, in case you're rusty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNy-mYUKjY

Doctor Wat

You've got the potion and emotion
When you're feeling low, when your ennui starts to show
You've got the power every hour
You're the writer with a face all aglow
Just one life is like taking Vitamin C
Oh you can imagine what the doctor does to me

* Doctor Wat, you can cure your every pain
You can make you well again
Doctor Wat, you ain't got no competition
Only you can write a smart prescription
Doctor Wat, Doctor Wat, ewwww...Doctor Wat

You don't need no operation
Give no thought to what's in your heart
You look rapt with your anticipation
You better believe, you know where to start
There's no need for you to eat an apple everyday
Ohhhhh you saw enough in life to take the pain away

Dr. Wat, you don't need no office life
'Cause you operate at night
Dr. Wat, what you do you do so well
What you do I'll never tell
Dr. Wat, sweet Dr. Wat
Dr. Wat, Dr. Wat, Dr. Wat, Dr. Wat, Dr. Wat,
You ain't got no competition
Dr. Wattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt................................

Nanu Nanu

"Sum day Sun, awl of THIS will be yaws..."
"Wot? The cuhhhhh tans?"
(Monty Python & The Holy Grail castle scene)

2007-09-25 12:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

That was great! Very entertaining. :) ( If only you hadn't got that miserable song stuck in my head, now! )

2007-09-21 17:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 5 · 4 0

that's so cute! It's about on par with sitting home on Friday nights reading answers.yahoo.com!

2007-09-21 17:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by needtoknow 4 · 4 0

I enjoyed it very much! Even in boredom you found humour!
Thanks.

2007-09-21 17:17:28 · answer #8 · answered by Valac Gypsy 6 · 3 0

You are most entertaining tonight!

2007-09-21 17:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 3 0

If only... don't worry, we all have those days

2007-09-22 19:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by SoMissUnderstood2 3 · 2 0

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