It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
2007-09-21 17:09:55 · 12 answers · asked by Kenji 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
If you have heard this don't spoil it.
2007-09-21 17:12:03 · update #1
Jesus wouldn't drink beer period
2007-09-21 17:28:01 · update #2
In jesus' time wine was different
2007-09-24 17:01:32 · update #3
I don't like liars.
Candidate D.
2007-09-21 17:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by lektorat 2 · 12⤊ 1⤋
Wow, candidate C must be a saint. It's amazing that he is such an upstanding individual in the midst of such vermin. Why, I would vote for such a man for any elected position because he is obviously perfect in every way and has no flaws whatsoever. Is it Jesus?????
2007-09-22 00:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Salsa Shark 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Since I have heard this one, I won't say who C is, but they did leave a few details out about him, details that would very much cause me not to vote for him like the fact that one reason why he may not have cheated on his wife was because he married his mistress a few minutes before he killed her and himself!!!!
2007-09-22 01:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Eyes Wide Open 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I know the answer to this so I won't spoil it for you. However, those of you who choose candidate C will be surprised of who it is.
2007-09-25 21:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by njcardfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A I did not know Clinton had an Astrologer
B Kerry
C McCain?
I would vote for the Conservationist over the Environmentalist.
2007-09-22 06:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by phillipk_1959 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Beer is Manna NG but was indeed not invented yet. :)
2007-09-22 12:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust any one of them.
Why would a vegetarian and non-smoker be more pleasing?
2007-09-22 08:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
why wouldn't Jesus drink beer , he drinks wine , and produces it. is it that he doesn't know the recipe to beer
A sounds like Reagan
b tip O'Neil
c is just to good to be true
2007-09-22 02:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋
I choose C
2007-09-22 11:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
I would go with c
2007-09-22 10:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by KD7ONE 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋