The way I see it, terrorism is largely caused by extreme relgious devotion. What's the best way to dilute relgious devotion? Yep that's right, PORN. I say we drop crate after crate of porn, whiskey, ky jelly, coca-cola and twinkies all over Baghdad. Before you know it Iraq will look just like America and we'll have a fully functioning democracy in the middle east. True democracy is about giving the people what they want. Not giving people what you want them to want.
2007-09-21 14:51:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Unfortunately the people of Baghdad are not the problem. Now if you drop it over insurgent controlled areas you might be onto something........
2007-09-21 14:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to drop the porn and a crate of video cameras so they can start their own porn shop.
2007-09-21 22:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by NoGood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck, man? How come the terrorists get free booze and porn...but I don't?
IF we impliment this plan (and I think it's a great idea), I would ask that you remember your fellow citizens, laungishing in poor neighborhoods, with no porn. Please help us, too.
2007-09-21 22:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an outstanding idea. It just might distract them and if ever a people needed distracting...it has to be those nutjobs in Iraq.
2007-09-21 22:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Larry Flint can open a club in Bagdad.
2007-09-21 21:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So what are you saying? Should we send Ron Jeremy over there as something of a goodwill ambassador? See if he can get things rolling?
2007-09-21 21:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Bumblebee711 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I want the Hustler concession ------- what? Halliburton already inked the deal with Larry Flynt? Damn.
2007-09-21 21:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
twinkies are a total sacrelige in Islam
2007-09-21 21:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by T-monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, whiskey and Ho's, give them a reason to live...
2007-09-21 21:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man I hope so.
Dont forget pork chops and bacon
2007-09-21 21:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by The prophet of DOOM 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋