Alright, alright I'm needing a way to get the death penalty. My friend told me to get a life. i tried, and i tried, and i triiiiiiied so i decided to get a death instead. I've made friends with judge who said he could arrange for this.
torturing my cat,
Bill Dizzle
P.S. I love you.
2007-09-21 14:16:51 · 8 answers · asked by Alvin & the Chipskunks 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
i think you need some serious help!!!!!
2007-09-27 08:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah the ol' death penalty without dying trick... Kinda like serving a jail sentence without the jail... Or drinking milk without calcium... Yeah, it's all making sense to me now... Judge Judy, I presume? Instead, try a knife without a blade that might work well... Leave your cat alone. What did he do wrong? I love you too, babycakes.
2007-09-21 15:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by reversehalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you cross over, no matter what you believe in, SOMEONE might be there. God, Christ, Mohammed, honorable ancestors, even Satan. Whoever it is will be pissed that you quit the game early.
If things are that bad then "die" and start over. Hop a slow moving train, stay on it until you feel you are starving, then get off and start over. You might still die but at least you wont be quitting the game. And who knows, you might even end up winning.
2007-09-23 08:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Gandalf Parker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude suck it up and enjoy life, stop feeling sorry for yourself. really with all the troops dying in iraq and all you can think about is killing yourself because you cant get a life, i realy dont know what to say
2007-09-21 15:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easily done...just walk into an NRA meeting and yell "people don't kill people, guns kill people". Your demise will be loud, but quick and only painful for the first few moments.
2007-09-21 14:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by charlie the 2na 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Skunky: Save us all some time and seek counseling, you are in dire need of help!
2007-09-26 11:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sustagurl2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to lenny by pier 17. He'll help you out.
2007-09-21 14:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat fast food every day, it'll kill ya.
2007-09-21 14:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋