I haven't seen my girlfriend all day cause she was away shopping,so i went to the pub.Got back tonight and asked her what she bought.She told me she bought something for her lips.I said 'What superglue!!'...Now i have to sleep on the couch..Don't you hate people without a sense of humour(although i wasn't joking)
2007-09-21 13:58:31 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
where else would you sleep
2007-09-21 14:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by vixens_in_therapy 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think that some people need to get a better sense of humor. But you also need to watch what you are saying because some people might not think you are joking. And besides a statement like that does sound very insulting.
2007-09-28 15:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could always sleep in the bathtub!
Somebody got in big trouble a while back - they glued the @sscheeks of some drunken Scotsman together with the super stuff while he was passed out on his way back from the pub! LOL
I'd be thankful that it is just the couch!
2007-09-22 10:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT is why she needs to find someone with a BETTER sense of humor! You don't say that to a girl, no matter how bad you feel like saying it. Haven't you heard:
"The real art of conversation is not in saying the right thing at the right time, but in leaving unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment" -Confuscious-
2007-09-21 14:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I never sleep on the couch - doesn't matter what's happened between us - in 17 years that has never happened. As far as I am concerned my side of the bed is MINE!!
2007-09-26 22:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd play sick and get her sympathy. Make her feel guilty for making you sleep on the couch.. Or tell her YOU don't wanna sleep with me, YOU sleep on the couch!
2007-09-29 04:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by HA! HA! HA! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe you needed the superglue this time!
2007-09-21 14:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
looks like she wasn't the only person who needed the superglue....haha
2007-09-29 09:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ever manage to NOT have to sleep on the couch?
2007-09-26 22:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lady M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the couch is better than the doghouse.
2007-09-28 16:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like you need the superglue for you lips
2007-09-21 14:06:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋