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This doesn't taste like raspberry.

2007-09-21 13:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Thank goodness for me I became immune to the truth telling properties a Dalek brand Pop Tart holds after eating them for 843 days straight between the 9th and the 11th grade....

2007-09-21 13:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A dastardly trick to play.......Sir Alec.........
As I have the habit of talking to myself quite often, I am now in
the grip of an inexplicable feeling of self loathing.
There is a sunny side though, I have come to the conclusion
I suffer from multiple personalities disorder, they all used to
utterly agree with me and went along for the ride, so I never
noticed they were there.
But now, after a few unpleasant 'truths' were exchanged....
It's a jungle out there ( actually in there ), they all quibble among each other.......and they all blame me !!.
( Whoever I am, not to sure anymore )

2007-09-22 03:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Truthfully, I think Toaster Strudel may be better, only because they're intimidating, I refuse to eat it. I'm a Pop Tarts gal.

But they're still Conceited Breakfast Bastards!!!

2007-09-21 13:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Nothing...I don't eat pop tarts so my secrets are still safe from the world.

Have a good day.

2007-09-21 13:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sue F 7 · 1 0

Santa Claus came to visit us last Christmas , but I was the one to light up the fireplace when he was sliding down the chimney ! That was fun, although I'd blew all my chances on getting a new Train set !

*wiping sweat on forehead*
Wow , that was hard !

2007-09-23 16:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by orange 4 · 0 0

I stole that box of pop-tarts from your secret stash.

I'm actually a "hairy nosed wombat"-*Lasiorhinus latifrons*, not a "common wombat"- *Vombattus ursinus.*

"Truth serums" don't really work..........

well....except for that top secret formula developed by the CIA, during project "MK Ultra."

Now that I've told you all this, OJ Simpson is going to have to kill you....

2007-09-22 05:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 4 0

The truth can finally be told.


I HATE Pop-Tarts

2007-09-21 13:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by DaytonHawk 4 · 1 0

The truth is I don't eat pop tarts..waaaay too many calories.

2007-09-21 13:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by Sumie 5 · 1 0

Actually, I find your plunger rather alluring... *blushes*

When you said "pop tart" I thought you meant Britney Spears!

2007-09-23 08:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Shona L 5 · 2 0

OKAY! I FORGOT TO MAKE THE BED IN THE ATTIC AFTER ME AND MY MAN DID OUR THANG!!! What?! What?!
Dang it! I'm never eating Pop-tarts with you ever again!
*folds arms and pouts*

2007-09-21 13:09:24 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

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