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Can he make ethanol from popcorn?
THAT would qualify him to replace Al Gore.

2007-09-21 12:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Philip H 7 · 0 0

Not so fast mister...

Where does popcorn come from?

That's right, corn.

With world oil reserves running out we are turning to corn for ethanol. We don't want congress pigging out on popcorn while our cars run out of fuel now do we?

And another thing, after Orville Wright and his brother invented aviation, I don't think anybody else should be allowed to have the same name. His name should be retired like hall of fame athete's numbers.

2007-09-21 19:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Question Monster 4 · 0 0

Are you kidding? The way they like to spend out tax dollars..they would love this guy. They would have microwave ovens placed strategically throughout the Senate and allow the people to cook bags of the stuff during those long meetings..for a price of course!

2007-09-21 19:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0 0

Sen Robert Byrd is my favorite senator.........The DEMOCRATIC Senator who was once a recruiter for the KKK!!!!!!!!!!

And they say Republicans are bigots, Dems love Affirmative action and handouts because they keep minorities down. Because if you become dependent on the gov. then you wont ever learn to be successful in life.

2007-09-21 19:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ancient Warrior DogueDe Bordeaux 5 · 0 0

Yes, and Colonel Sanders as his junior senator.

2007-09-21 19:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

YES

he could start world peace with popcorn!!
who doesnt like popcorn?

2007-09-21 19:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by ash.wri 3 · 1 0

They might be able to slip him in for Robert Byrd if can master that accent.

2007-09-21 19:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Since he makes pretty good popcorn, I guess he qualifies.

2007-09-21 19:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He will be a major "popup"problem on the pc. That's for sure!! popopopopopopopopopopopopopopop

2007-09-21 19:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Don`t know . But he make`s real good pop-corn .

2007-09-21 19:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by bigfred1954 4 · 1 0

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