What not to do in an elevator full of people?

Answer 1

start singing the song, "There's a stranger in my house"

Answer 2

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" even if no on is talking
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Lean against the button panel.
4. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
5. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
6. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
8. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
9. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
10. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Answer 3

Jump! A lot of people (myself included) would freak out...especially since the elevator is already full of weight.

Throw up your breakfast or lunch that could be one of the worst things to happen.

While wearing a nondescript black suit and sunglasses and carrying a briefcase, start talking into an imaginary microphone on your lapel. Say things like, "The eagle has landed", "Knock three times", and "DYNAMITE!"

Guaranteed to make everyone think you're blowing up the building

cartwheels.

stretch your arms.....next thing you know someone's nose is broken and your being sued.


howzit

Answer 4

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Answer 5

Hope the elevator doesn't get stuck while the pregnant woman in back goes into labor♥

Answer 6

-Go up to everyone and start smelling their hair :) Mmm... that'd be creepy!
-Push the emergency button when it's not and emergency
-Push all the floor buttons until there's none left to push
-Throw a temper tantrum in the middle of the elevator
-DON'T EVER talk to yourself (as in scolding yourself or remind yourself of something out loud)!!!
-Wear your clown suit in the elevator; people WILL ask silly questions and won't be able to stop themselves from stepping on your shoes

Answer 7

i think all the things written so far would be funny. what you shouldn't do is tell the cow next to you to stop popping and cracking that nasty gum. actually what you do in that case is say -ucking cow got out of the pasture again.

Answer 8

Talk about the poop that you still need to clean off the bottom of your shoes. Yelling "fire!" comes to mind as well.

Answer 9

Start a conversation with a stranger and of course fart!!

Answer 10

Well...I wish someone would start burst out singin and dancin...give us some unusual entertainment!

Answer 11

I always say, "Looks like they finally got this one fixed." It's not too scary, but you do get some interesting looks. peace