2007-09-21 10:53:16 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you look up and see your Mom.
2007-09-21 10:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This girl started to hit on me.... Then she asked if she could by me a drink, brushed my hair back and said I had beautiful eyes... Then I look on the floor and realize that the guys on the floor dancing, weren't even guys. When I came off of my buzz I realized that the dude was a girl. I will never drink and bar club again. Especially in Hollywood.
2007-09-21 10:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by *Veronica* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am at the bar.....just sipping a glass of wine when I notice some doodes at the entrance and exit bolting the doors shut! I remember the scene from "From Dusk till Dawn"......and I left my bag of wooden crosses in the car. It's a long, long time till dawn and my chances of not waking up one of the undead is like slim to none........Oh I don't like to see those fangs!
2007-09-21 10:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are in the wrong club when...
everyone around you is wearing Pink Leotards and
ballet slippers.
2007-09-21 10:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Greek Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...you can see the ladies' hoohas due to the lack of appropriate attire, and people seem to like it, coked-up freaks with bad dye jobs and worse acrylic nails don't have to wait in line, no one in the room knows (or care) where Africa is on a map, and the men are only interested in the women.
2007-09-21 11:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by evanbartlett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real girl walks by
2007-09-21 10:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Forsaken1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are only men making out
2007-09-21 10:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Sadie &hearts 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Someone in black leather ties me to a chair or wall and starts whipping me.
2007-09-21 10:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lil Jon isn't around!
2007-09-21 10:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 men are dancing.
2007-09-21 10:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the person sitting next to you is a guy with a mini skirt
2007-09-21 10:56:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋