Same as you Barbie - with a few embellishments! I also like "ya fcukin numpty"! But if someone has REALLY annoyed me I ask them if they like sex and travel, the answer to which is usually "yes". So I tell them to go and take a flying fcuk to themselves! lol!!
2007-09-21 12:18:37
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answered by M'SMA 5
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I would have to say at the moment it is "What the effff." Said just like that. Thats what I use at work and if you go to youtube.com and type in David Blaine and watch the funny video you will understand why! (Its the first one that pops up and its a spoof.)
2007-09-21 10:57:40
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answered by Kristen 6
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Remember the song from long ago when the girl sings "everyone in the village..." I say "Everyone in the village fingers the village whore" And in my family this can go on for hours changing the words that come after everyone in the village.
2007-09-21 10:26:23
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answered by surveyman 1
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I usually say "well I'll be dipped in shite", or "fukc me running!"
One my wife said I almost fell out of my chair with was "that a$$hole could not hit a bull in the ar$e with a bass fiddle!"
2007-09-21 20:58:17
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answered by Edward B 5
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B0llocks. That word just cracks me up because I used to hear it a lot on Bottom (Rik Mayall & Ade Edminson)
2007-09-21 10:46:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I like to use colorful phrases like. Cunny Funt..Funny C*nt Ya mingin hoor...You dirty wh*re There ya go
2016-05-20 04:06:29
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answered by ? 3
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I always say 3 words one after the other. F**k, s**t and b******s.
My Gran never swears. The worst you'll ever hear her say is bugger Bogner.
2007-09-21 12:27:21
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answered by G.W 3
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I am not a swearing type of person. Anyway I only have nice things to say about you. lol
2007-09-21 10:54:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I do quite like F... Off but only when typing. I never curse out loud. Honestly. If someone says " F... you " to me, I always reply with "oh lovely, where ? lol
2007-09-21 10:32:42
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answered by Anonymous
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FUBAR
I also love "Frack!" which they use on tv because they can't use that other word
2007-09-21 10:41:18
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answered by Anonymous
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