she keeps taking my pawns off the board when im not looking at the chessboard
why is my wife cheating on me
2007-09-21 08:45:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She thinks she can get away with it. But experienced chess players ALWAYS know where every piece on the board is.
2007-09-21 08:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, good one. Because you are not watching her every move. Tell her she is a sneaky one and you need to keep an eye on her... then keep looking at her salaciously. Eventually retire the game of chess to the bedroom.
2007-09-21 15:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by truthbeginsasblasphemy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She is cheating on you with chess just to try and determine how gullible you actually are.
Pawns today, wild drunken sex parties tomorrow!
2007-09-21 15:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she want to win of course. (in chess, cheating in a marriage is a no-no)
2007-09-21 15:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by boz4425 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, that is just down right despicable! Remind me never to play with your wife again!
2007-09-21 16:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She likes to have pawns on her, why else?
2007-09-21 15:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, My wife's been cheating on me.
2007-09-21 16:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is getting it someplace else and the pawn reminds her of the other mans member.
2007-09-21 15:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she cheats at chess then she is probably cheating on you with another guy...or even another woman....chess cheats just can't stop.
2007-09-21 15:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by Older Guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like someone's hankering for a spanking. . .better give her what she wants before she jumps your rook.
2007-09-21 16:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋