Hey, if I die here, I'll be just like Elvis except he didn't have his laptop!
NO! Really I'm not!
2007-09-21 08:09:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
um, so what if I enjoy being online while on the toilet? isn't that the whole reason to have a laptop? lol.
you wouldn't die. you can get someone online to help you.
2007-09-21 08:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Music 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I will be in a bit.
Elvis had drugs he hadn't even heard of laptops but if he had he'd have had another way to contact his dealer.
He might not have felt so lonely if he'd had a laptop.
He wanted freedom you know, so he could eat in the greasy dinners like the rest of us.
Room service is no fun you only meet one person maybe two.
2007-09-21 15:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by DeathsToy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK,well, if no you're really not, then I am too. By the way, I need another doctor's note. According to playboy, that is the number one best feeling on the planet according to a poll they did, really.
2007-09-21 16:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah if you consider work to be the crapper!
2007-09-21 15:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Do you know a man named Thomas Crapper invented the toilet?
But, back to your question, haven't you realized us cows poop standing up? How can you poop on a crapper, please do tell
2007-09-22 01:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know there are a lot of assholes and crap running through the halls of P&S, but I think you may be taking it a little too far Cowie....
2007-09-21 15:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I pooped so hard earlier I swore it came out sideways. Hey but my pants fit so much better now.
2007-09-21 15:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Don't be kidding around about dying.
What would I do with the Cowbell?
Who would ring my bell?
2007-09-21 20:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not I but beware the foot tapping.
2007-09-21 15:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The good thing about Depends is I'm always there.
2007-09-21 15:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by Bill 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋