I've asked this in the Religion and Spiritual section already, but they don't seem to make sense to me.
Heaven is pure happiness and joy, right? Sooooo, what if there's sexy women that a guy has always to make out with while alive but never had the chance to?
What if the person up there REALLY wants to do all that?
They can, right?
2007-09-21 08:06:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Absolutely! I mean, what would heaven be if you couldn't have sex with every woman you ever wanted to but couldn't, right? But, if you REALLY want to get your groove on when you die, you should convert to Islam - they got that whole '77' virgins thing goin', you know what I mean? Of course, in order to qualify for the '77 virgins' heaven plan, you have to like blow yourself up, and take out some infidels with you - but isn't that a small price to pay for having sex with all those virgins?
2007-09-21 08:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "pure happiness and joy" of Heaven is described in the bible as just being with God. It says that when we go to heaven, all our earthly needs will be forgotten and we'll bask in the greatness of the Lord for the rest of eternity.
Sex will have no place in heaven. Now, you'll probably respond, "Well then I don't want to go to Heaven!". But remember, our souls have no need for sex, our bodies do. Our souls (theoretically) only have a need for God.
Hope that helps.
2007-09-21 08:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by Missy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my dear If you love sex that much enjoy it on this planet I had a near death experience Here what going on when you cross over ITs so wonderful so peaceful YOu dont want to come back because you are in a state of complete PEACE You dont think about material more than that you dont even think about your daer ones The biggest joy here is nothing in comparison of just a couple of seconds on the other side
2007-09-21 08:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by lala 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude, sex is just on this earth, before death; not at heaven. Heavens happiness and joy will not include needs for sex. Even between husband and wife there will be no more sex up there.
2007-09-21 08:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it was C. S. Lewis who pointed out it would be possible to combine heaven for one person with hell for another.
Be patient, and your question will be answered for you.
G. B. Shaw's "Man and Superman" had a woman who found herself in hell and complained, "I could have been so much wickeder!"
2007-09-21 09:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by anobium625 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think heaven represents a license to behave any way you want.
2007-09-21 08:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Derail 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why the he...ck not? They also call it 'paradise'...god with a small gee I wish I could believe with a capital bee.
2007-09-21 08:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesnt only ur soul go 2 heaven?lol
2007-09-21 08:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by khanshazam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering you don't take your equipment with you, how do you propose to have sex? Think about it.
2007-09-21 08:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Choqs 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You will have to wait till you die and go there to answer that question.
2007-09-21 08:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by laura seeks the Kwisatz Haderach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋