2007-09-21 06:45:36 · 16 answers · asked by Drake the Deist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Thanks for asking, could you figure out how to get it out from being stuck in your teeth too? Man, that's annoying.
2007-09-21 06:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Smear some Crisco on your stomach, the little needles will slide gracefully across your slicked up skin.
2007-09-21 06:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You don't tie mistletoe to your belly in the first place.
2007-09-21 06:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hang mine from one of those cat toy "fishing rods".
You may want use something, *clears throat*, shorter however. *wink*
Or you could get a big Redneck belt buckle.
2007-09-21 08:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Well, thats what you get when you try to get some the easy way, now. If its not worth the pain, don't play
2007-09-21 06:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quit letting your mom go down on you and it will stop poking you in the stomach.
2007-09-21 06:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by steve h 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Try not being creepy, the rash should clear right up!
2007-09-21 06:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Somebody's Sister 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No one is going to kiss you down there.
2007-09-21 09:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by iamhappyfourme 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try tying it on the OUTSIDE of your clothing... that will help a great deal.
2007-09-21 06:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know those wall-mount plant hangers?
2007-09-21 07:19:46 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋