"Have you seen a small orange cat with a red collar around here? I lost my kitty cat yesterday, and she hasn't come home. I lost Higgins! Higgins where are you!" then he breaks down crying and falls to his knees. What would you do?
2007-09-21 05:59:51 · 32 answers · asked by Piranhatron 3000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
slowly start walking away from him....
2007-09-21 06:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coincidentally my Landlord has an Orange Cat and it is named Higgins.. Higgins, Carole's maiden name! But the cat is a He not a she! it's rare for a She cat to be orange but some manx are!
My Neighbour is the Grim Reaper.. keeps saying many untruths about me.. So far hasn't come to my door!
Probably cause I believe in Reincarnation! Death doesn't scare me! Being stuck on this earth for an eternity is what scares me!
2007-09-21 08:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would invite him to come inside and sit on the couch while I make him a nice bowl of "home made" chicken soup. Then I would try to cheer him up with a story about my aunt Betty and her favorite kitty that once was lost for 3 days.
2007-09-28 08:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police and start a wide search for Higgins, in a desperate attempt to befriend Death, and ultimitley never have to die, thank Higgins!!
2007-09-21 06:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dukklord 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would try to console him
as best that I could because
I know how it feels to lose
a small red cat with a red collar.
My kitty just passed away two weeks ago.
2007-09-29 05:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd help him out... You know, bring him a glass of warm milk and some cookies or something. Then I would help him make lost kitty posters to put up all over town, because, sure, he's death, but he just misses his cat and, well, I can understand that...
2007-09-28 07:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by swigaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I definitely wouldn't want to tick him off. So, I would just play along, help him to find Higgins, and hope that he'll remember the good deed when my number comes up.
2007-09-21 06:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him in to play battleships, twister etc and give him a wedgie. Oh nope, wait that was Bill and Ted... I'd ask him if he needed an assistant. Anything's gotta be better than the job I'm doing now
2016-05-20 01:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him 50 cents (is a pay phone call still 50 cents?) and tell him where the pay phone is and hand him some numbers, like to the human society and animal control. I figure if he really did own a cat he can put up his own pictures of his cat with the caption "Lost".
2007-09-29 05:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull up his dress & say there is Higgins he's been hiding between your ribs silly then we would hug & I'd bake some goodies & we would laugh & laugh for hours
2007-09-21 06:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pull out the crayons and markers and make missing kitty signs and help Grim post them all over town.
2007-09-28 16:32:05 · answer #11 · answered by Kimberly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋