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When pigs fly...

2007-09-21 05:52:08 · 14 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Carry an umbrella!
EDIT: After my answer, I thought I'd look and see what this phrase actually means, and I found :
This sarcastic term for an unlikely occurrence is investigated. ... PIGS MIGHT FLY [Q] From Tom Young:
Alrighty then...I would want to live my life over....when pigs fly.

2007-09-21 09:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1 0

I will be busy doing a lot of favors for the people who asked for them before pigs could fly.

2007-09-21 14:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 1 0

I think i would look at the prospects of porcine aviation and the potential upside for investing in it .Would it be cost effective flying large groups of pigs around .Would there be problems with there well known ability to nest ? It is troubling to think of the shear weight of pigs congregating on public buildings .Would there have to be a huge tax increase to pay for building reinforcement .Not to mention the huge cost of cleaning up pig poo from the streets .I think i would be tempted to invest in a very large ten gallon hat .

2007-09-21 06:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When pigs fly, I'll have me a flying green eggs and ham sandwich.

2007-09-21 06:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0 0

hmm. Good Question. I would be amazed, then I would buy an umbrella and a high powered hose (pig excretions are soo hard to get out of clothing) and then I would get used to it.

2007-09-21 10:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pigs do fly... and Im sitting here answering your quesiton!!!

2007-09-21 05:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0 0

Grab my shotgun and light the BBQ.

2007-09-21 06:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by picador 7 · 1 0

Hop on and go for a ride!

2007-09-21 06:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 0 0

I'm not sure, but I hope that you will get a life before that happens...

2007-09-21 05:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by countess almasy 2 · 0 0

Grab one of their tails and hang on!

2007-09-21 07:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by gulfbreeze8 6 · 0 0

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