A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
2007-09-21 05:34:00 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow!!! I wasn't expecting that ending... too funny!
2007-09-21 05:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mya'sMommy♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
lol,
heres one for you:
One day a man went into the dentist's to get a tooth pulled. When the dentist told him he needed to give him some anesthetic he refused. The dentist told him this again and he refused saying"I have experienced the 2 worst pains in the world I don't need anesthetic". So the dentist pulled the tooth and the guy just sat there and didn't even flinch. When this was done the dentist says to the man "What were those pains ?". The guy says"the first when happened while i was out hunting, I squated down to take a **** and got my balls caught in a bear trap".The dentist asks him what the second one was and the guy says "when I reached the end of the Chain"
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2007-09-23 07:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Natalie, yes, funny, but a common occurrence, now days! Have a great day! Jimmy.
2007-09-21 13:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry the Cable guy should not be hunting.
2007-09-21 12:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by SOS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is pretty funny you got a laugh out of me
2007-09-21 12:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, but I've heard it like a million times=)
2007-09-21 12:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫♪♥§arah♥♫♪♫♪ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I've heard that one heaps of times. It's funny the first couple of times.
Here's a star for your efforts anyway ha!
2007-09-21 12:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I liked that, that was funny
2007-09-21 14:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by qcyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-21 12:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Crazy Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lololololol ssssoooooooo funny !!!
2007-09-21 12:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥xXEscape the Fate Fanatic!Xx♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋