2007-09-21 05:06:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, I must say that the use of the term "vegetable" is quite inappropriate - these people prefer to be known as cognitively impaired, developmentally delayed, or just plain retarded. However, in answer to your question on cannibalism, I would not recommend a full vegetable initially - maybe just one or two limbs. I would also consult with your local law enforcement agency to check the legality of what you are proposing.
2007-09-22 01:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I saw it happen one time on House M.D. where the patient had the same condition. They found the person passed out at the dinner table and a vegetable medley was on the plate.
Fortunately after all others had been stumped, Dr. House started them on IV ground up McDonald's hamburgers and this eased them back.
They celebrated with a lardburger and fries and everyone lived happily ever after.
2007-09-21 21:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I haven't eaten a veggi since I was 4 (now 20). The texture freaks me out, I just gag every time I try to eat one.
2007-09-21 12:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll never die of anything you consume. You can't. The stuff you've already ingested? You could drink battery acid. No effect at all. I know, I know, your point is something good would be a shock to your system. And I'm telling you you're system is beyond shock. Shocking maybe...
2007-09-21 12:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny's Drunk Again 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh yes .....out of shear shock. Since your body hadn't experienced a veggie in such a long time it forgot how to create the antibodies against it. I recommend as a possible antidote ....eat about 3 cans of Spam very quickly.
2007-09-24 18:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you would most likely die. i really wouldnt recomend doing that...if you havent eaten one in around 4 sometimes even 3 years. it happend to this guy i know....
2007-09-21 16:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by E.Havok 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you did? oh i'm so proud of you.
I'll send you a 100 zucchini and some of these here tomatoes to celebrate.
2007-09-22 09:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't eat vegetables either? Is your avatar an actual picture of you?
2007-09-21 12:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Start slowly. Deep fry it first. You might come out ok.
2007-09-21 12:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by bargod 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Death, probably not. Raging diarrhea, quite possibly.
2007-09-21 15:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋