Does anyone write little funny ditties this is?

Question

here is one I saw in mag. Little birdie in the sky dropped a poop right in my eye. I don't care and I won't cry I'm just glad a cow can't fly. Will you let me read your little dittie?

Answer 1

Not sure about ditties, but I know plenty of limerics:

There once was a woman from Coles Hill,
Who used a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her v*gina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her t*t's in Brazil.

Answer 2

No, but I did make up this poem recently:

YOU'RE MINE OR NO ONE'S

I whine, I cry, then I pretend
I'll take you even as a friend.
But if you choose that b*tch instead
I'll wish and pray that you drop dead.

And this one for someone who was on here asking for others to write a poem for his school assignment:

MY ASSIGNMENT

I couldn't write
and so took flight,
the internet I sought.
I asked for aid,
a poem made,
from someone else's thought.
This one I chose
because its prose
appeared to me quite fine.
Give me an A
for it today
although it isn't mine.


And this one on retiring at an old age:

RETIRED

You wasted all those years at work,
Now don't you feel like such a jerk?
Your youth is gone, ne'er to return,
And your life's about to be adjourned.
So enjoy what little time you've got
Knowing that it's not a lot.

Answer 3

Ha. Thats funny. That first guy said No. That is very creative. It is not really a ditty though. Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to s@#t but only farted.

Answer 4

When I was young I had no sense I bought a fiddle for eighteen pence.
The only tune that I could play was over the hills and far away.
Over the hills and a great way off the wind it blew my toupee off.

Answer 5

life begins @ 40 :) it begins to deteriorate :0
if someone asks why? tell them u will find it between X & Z
my children are always yelling about things "not being fair",
"Life isnt either, but you keep trying to live it."
my children arent allowed to say okay; I tell them that was the name of a Ranch. (this applies when answering an adult)

Answer 6

Here is a little Diitie about Jack and Diane

To kids doing the best the can......

Answer 7

I do know some. But am I supposed to make one up or do I have to write one down that I know already?

Answer 8

Never heard of anything as weird as that before!!
:)

Answer 9

When you get married
and live in a tree,
send me a coconut
C.O.D.

Answer 10

no