The wife and the bull!!!
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!”
They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife.
“This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.”
The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!”
The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says,
“Hey, was it all with the same cow, i doubt it?”
HAPPY FRIDAY
2007-09-21 03:30:28 · 11 answers · asked by Changed4the Better :-i 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
good one, thanks for the laugh
2007-09-21 03:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thx. 4 2 points
2007-09-21 03:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Bubi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL lol Giggle giggle snicker snicker Hee hee
2007-09-21 03:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by tadm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great that a good one,same to you.
2007-09-21 03:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Advanced Life-Form 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!
2007-09-21 03:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet the wife was speechless after that answer. ha ha. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-21 03:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by pussycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay you just made coffee come out my nose. Thanks for the morning laugh...
2007-09-21 03:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!
Excellent!
2007-09-21 03:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it , Thanks for the laugh
2007-09-21 03:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol right!
2007-09-21 03:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋