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Please finish this famous line. For example: "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer!"

Most creative/funny gets 10 points!

2007-09-21 02:34:13 · 6 answers · asked by Mrs.10/18/08 4 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

Apparently no one's awake today in Words & Wordplay... :-(

2007-09-21 03:00:08 · update #1

6 answers

Dammit Jim, I'm afraid this gig is the best one I'll ever get. You, on the other hand, will get many more opportunities including portraying a flag waving, chauvinistic, hard drinking, rightwing lawyer in the early stages of dementia. Hell, you'll even get to be shill for hotels, and airlines and other travel stuff. Wish I had your acting chops.

2007-09-21 04:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dammit Jim, I'm a hypermyopic hermaphrodite, not an interstellar intersexuality icon.

2007-09-21 04:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by The Corinthian 7 · 0 0

Dammit, Jim! I'm a rational thinking person, and yet I can't help but feel that, you aren't really Jim.

2007-09-21 02:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a gynecologist! Hey wait a minute, a gynecologist is a type of doctor isn't it ... In any case Jim, pleeeease close those legs and sit up .... and Spock, wipe that grin off of your face or I'll wipe it off for you!!"

2007-09-21 02:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 2 0

am surprised! I didn't know you were a woman.

2007-09-21 03:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by red 7 · 0 0

...psychologist, not a psychiatrist!

2007-09-21 03:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 0

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