Yesterday after reading my customary stack of erotic emails from my many admirers, I suddenly was struck by a feeling I never had before (tingling down on side of my body and weakness followed by collapse and convulsions). My doctor said I had a stroke and seizure - I would normally agree, but biting my tongue and urinating in my pants is standard practice for me. Could it be love?
2007-09-21 01:24:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As both a doctor and a lawyer, I would suggest a copious amount of pain killers and approximately one half gallon of screw top wine. Once the medication kick in, try reading the emails again. If your symptoms return it is in fact, love. However if erection cannot be achieved, it is epilepsy.
2007-09-21 05:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
where you peeing and crying at the same time? were you overwhelmed with a force so strong the smell of the urine was pleasant? when you were convulsing did you feel an orgasm coming on? if you said yes to any of these questions then yes you are truly in love
2007-09-21 09:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely get a second opinion. I got an email from Candy the Love Doctor this morning... I'll forward it to you. She seems to be willing and ready to handle most any ailment you might be suffering from.
2007-09-21 08:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I admire your honesty on this mighty fine site.
Thanks for sharing your feelings with us.
2007-09-21 09:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know it's love when she gives you a receipt without you having to ask...
2007-09-21 18:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's not love, you're just having an extreme case of being aroused
2007-09-21 09:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if it was one of my emails.
2007-09-21 12:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Nasty McCain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO........well in your case who knows, anythings possible
2007-09-21 08:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it usually burns
2007-09-21 12:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i knew that nude photo of me would do that to u.
2007-09-21 09:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋