just some life statements that really don't make sense if you think about them.
ENJOY.
1. Nobody goes to that restaurant, because it is too crowded.
2. Don't go near the water, till you have learned how to swim.
3. The man who wrote such a stupid sentence, can not write at all.
4. If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
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2007-09-21 00:45:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
undoubtedly, I left a few out it seems
thanks for the laughs. my last few questions were outta the norm for me, but it just looked like a lot of fun.
hope you all enjoy the questions :)
2007-09-21 01:08:44 · update #1
I say this one- fallen angel made me think of it
"i looked for it everywhere. And the last place I looked is where I found it"
uh, yeah! lol
2007-09-21 01:32:24 · update #2
"I looked everywhere for it"
Obviously not because it's bound to be somewhere....
2007-09-21 00:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I need to add this to one of my lists, that I keep losing.
Hi, I'm Nobody, funny, I don't know which restaurant was too crowded, they all are at lunchtime.
2007-09-21 12:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there is one that was told to me by my grandmaw when I was a child and that's #2. and the same thing about driving a car...dont drive a car till you learn how to drive..
2007-09-21 10:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi you have reached the office of Doctor ______ If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911 we cannot help you over the phone
2007-09-21 12:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed one.
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2007-09-21 07:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by M G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, they all made me laugh, but I think that the classic is:
"If you break your legs don't come running to me."
2007-09-21 07:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Lindy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are pointless,,does this mean we are pointless 2 for answering this..
2007-09-21 19:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They make sense, love them!
2007-09-21 07:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are good.
there are lots of sayings that we know what they mean, but we don't really know what they mean.
one of my favorites is
" he made that (up) out of whole cloth."
it means someone is lying, but why does it mean that?
2007-09-21 07:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea they don't make any sense at all lmao
2007-09-21 07:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Blah. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋