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every morning I go on my back patio and have coffee,a smoke, and read the the finance section of the newspaper. It's calming to me, but lately every morning there are about 3 or 4 deer in my yard. They have giant poop and I don't want to go near it. Can I call someone?

2007-09-20 23:56:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

i don't want poop tomatoes and basil...that's just nasty

2007-09-21 00:01:26 · update #1

13 answers

If you want to keep them from coming around you have to make your yard less attractive to them. Spread some of your scent around (I'm not talking about peeing in your yard, however, if that is what you want to do?) Save some hair from your brush and put it in small bundles in pantyhose and hang those up in various places on the yards perimeter. The scent from them should help to keep the deer away. At least it used to work back in my agricultural days.


Or you could use Sandicheeks method!

BTW I reported Lori also.

2007-09-21 01:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by wowwhatisthatthing 4 · 1 0

I don't see where asking a question about how to keep deer out of your yard is a violation. What is up with that??? You just have a more creative way of asking. You can call the local government office where you live and they should be able to direct you to the wildlife people in your area. Or call a local veterinarian and maybe they can suggest ways to keep the deer out of your yard.

2007-09-21 00:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by suisse shoggi 4 · 1 0

I don't know? You might could call the city and ask if they have some kind of service?... That's kinda odd... Lol...
And I reported Officer Lori for you... It seems that her post violated the community's question-and-answer format... Oh well.

2007-09-21 00:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'll do it if you show me your junk..I kinda like cleaning up deer poop its relaxing to me.

2007-09-21 01:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

You can purchase a repellant to place in your yard and on your bushes to deter the deer from coming around...good luck

2007-09-21 01:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 1 0

Why not leave stuff out for the deer? you can use their poop for your garden.

2007-09-21 00:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0 0

My dog's on it. Sit back and relax. It will be like a delicacy to her...

2007-09-21 01:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats how mother nature fertilizes the soil.

I thought you were going to quit the ciggy butts

2007-09-21 00:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Throw some magic mushroom spores in the piles, soon you will be rolling in doe... Hardee-har-har (sorry, that was pretty pathetic...)

2007-09-21 06:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Aquatic Rodent '") 2 · 1 0

Wildlife is your cup of tea so leave em you gonna miss em one day.

2007-09-21 00:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 1 0

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