1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
2007-09-20 21:49:30 · 15 answers · asked by anderson 6 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Malaysia
Yuna:- i been bz wif my work, no time to xcess to internet
2007-09-20 22:53:17 · update #1
Thanks guy...hope you all like it
2007-09-21 13:33:15 · update #2
Uncle Samy is cute and funny lah. Thanks for making me laugh while waiting for maghrib. Great to see u back Anderson. :)
2007-09-20 22:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by CupCake 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
I bet everyone turned gay at that ceremony
2007-09-21 07:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain
believe me, I don't want to see that! yuckxsssss....!! ewww!
2007-09-21 07:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Manok Jantan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
Another one, quite funny too.
Reporter : Apa pandangan Datuk Seri mengenai isu kafir
mengkafir, bila ahli2 PAS melabel org2
UMNO kafir.
Samy Velu : Itu adalah amat tidak patut! Saya juga rasa amat
marah, kerana saya dengar itu PAS
bukan saja menuduh org2 UMNO kafir, malahan
mereka juga menuduh SAYA kafir!!
2007-09-21 12:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
datin paduka rafidah aziz?hahahaha.. so funny la this samy
2007-09-21 06:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by miss5miles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I though my Bahasa is bad! Thank Anderson, this is funny!
2007-09-21 06:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
having says all that.. nice to hear when he talks..
My call to fellow parliment member better learn how to talk BM well.. its a shame being a parliment member when our child talk even better bahasa than theirs..
2007-09-23 09:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by azayi1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha dat samy dude is so funny...i thought my bm was bad...(especially like d "derma dara" n "hisap dada" 1 lmao...)
2007-09-21 09:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by WildChild 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sami bah dia tu...
apa bulih kita buat....
2007-09-21 06:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"saya tak tau, bukan salah saya"
2007-09-21 07:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by The Snail 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋