It's my father-in-law's seventieth birthday coming up and I'm trying to think of something funny to write on the card. Any ideas?
2007-09-20 18:26:13 · 7 answers · asked by ∞Infinity∞ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I was worry this day would come..." (on the outside)
And on the inside: "It is time I sit you down and let you know about the Birds and the Bees..."
2007-09-20 18:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate birthday cards with something funny written on them, 99% of the time they're really lame. In fact I hate birthday cards, I prefer blank ones.
2007-09-21 01:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know you're getting older when people have to repeat things for you.
Happy Birthday!
I SAID Happy Birthday!
2007-09-21 01:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by AAA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
" Money's tight, Times are Hard
Heres Your F*cking Birthday Card"
2007-09-21 01:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No shame in owning one of those scooters. I prefer the Little Rascal.
2007-09-21 01:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by Max 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday & I hope you have many more.
2007-09-21 01:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday you're only one year away from being able to die for you country and 4 years away from being able to drink alcohol.
2007-09-21 01:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by bdprulz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋