I would paste them all into a book and give it to BUK for his birthday!
2007-09-20 17:21:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I crave a thuringer
And love a kielbasa
There's no sure integer
For my sausage-filled love-casa
At the end of my long day
Just tuck me in and leave
A freshly grilled bratwurst
up my greasy nightshirt sleeve!
- AtD
2007-09-21 13:08:27 · update #1
Buk's exploring his pocketed pants.
Long-lost sausages prompts joyful dance!
Then he burps, "Sakes alive!
Also Colt 45!
It's a wonderful picnic by chance!"
2007-09-20 22:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The once was a Sausage from England
That was searched at the border for contraband
The Froggy customs bloke was sure
That the offal bag wasn't pure
Cos' it was stamped - made in Thailand
2007-09-21 01:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I could but the women would either all like it or hate it .There would be no middel ground .
Also i could get banned from yahoo answers writing a poem about sausage .
Next you will want us writing about taco's that are fish filled.
2007-09-21 07:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was a sausage from Nantucket
He loved to visit the land known as Phuket
And visit the many red li.....
Sorry, the rest has been banned by the censors for being to perversely funny....
2007-09-21 01:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Do not judge a sausage by its skin
or by whether it is round, or fat or thin,
or whether it is made of beef or pork,
or still intact, or pricked by a fork.
Avoid those instant judgements made in haste,
only judge your sausage by its taste!
2007-09-21 11:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to hear the sizzle when they fry inside the oven
sausage hot sausage cold ether way i love em'
when i eat my grits & eags i have to have plety of them
jimmy dean, western famliy which ever brand I'm grubben'
sausage hot sausage cold eather way i love em'
2007-09-21 00:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by SuperSonic Fan 4 Life 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The right utensil to eat your pork
Is of course the fork.
So BUK,
You're in Luck.
2007-09-21 03:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Patties, links or brats
fried or grilled so neat
hard to find a finer kind
of perfect breakfast meat!
2007-09-21 06:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I love Tofurkey
seasoned just right--
we'll have some with broccolli
On Saturday night.
2007-09-21 00:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Catkin 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sausage sweet sausage,
you taste good in my mouth.
sausage sweet sausage,
i'll take you down south.
if i say anymore i'll be very low rated.
oh! the pain, i just got violated!!!!!!
2007-09-21 06:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by KISS MY neice33 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋