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A pickle spear straight through the heart.

2007-09-21 04:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 2 0

I did have a crazy dream where I was attacked by food. Go figure....anyway a spicy pickle spear boldly jumped up and tried to pierce my belly button. Fortunately he couldn't find it. Well to my amazement right behind him was ole "Sharp" cheddar and he thought he was gonna help Spicy....wrong I gobbled him up in a flash, and in the next minute Spicy was gone, too. So much for fighting foods and funky dreams!

2007-09-21 19:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sage 6 · 0 0

I saw Tomato, "cutting up", as Baby Dill started down the cream cheese celery slide.

2007-09-21 00:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 0

No, but I have always wanted to live in a nice Cottage cheese... Maybe down near the butter tubs and milk jugs... Ya know for the scenery...

2007-09-21 02:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i have been sliced by ice, burnt the roof of my mouth with cheese off pizza and pierced by a chicken bone dont ask

2007-09-21 07:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. I've been trying to come up with new ideas and those never entered my mind(until now)

2007-09-21 00:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1 0

No, but an aged swiss has left me victim to phantom flatulence...

2007-09-21 19:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ploughman's lunch giving you trouble , Again !.

2007-09-21 03:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No - but I have been burned by a hot dog.

2007-09-21 00:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh Alec... you have no idea how I've missed you!

2007-09-21 00:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 1 0

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