I've been farting a LOT for about a week! Help me!
2007-09-20 14:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Get surgery, man.........
2007-09-21 04:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just hilarious.
Now.... ways to stop:
1. Anorexia
2.Duct tape
3. Develop agoraphobia [and continue farting]
4. Take beano or something like that
5. Go to a gastroenterologist [that is a real doctor that specializes in intestinal problems] He might say that you have to eat more yogurt, to develop "good" bacteria that will stop the build up of gas.
2007-09-20 15:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by PaulB 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat yogurt with live cultures.
Take Beano with every meal.
Avoid meat, cabbage-family veggies, and beans unless you use Beano every time. Eggs don't increase the farts but do make them smell worse.
Ask about digestive enzymes and chlorophyll tablets (won't stop the farts but will cut the smell by a lot) at your local health food store.
2007-09-20 16:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Maple 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha .. if you find the answer can you let me know .. lots of farting in our house tooooooooo.... try beano... or just let er rip
2007-09-20 14:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE THAT PROBLEM WITH MY BF I CAN'T STAND THOSE NASTY FARTS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE AND IT'S EVERY DAY
2007-09-20 15:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eating anything new?
2007-09-20 14:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by Line 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Change your diet!
2007-09-20 14:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by bender_xr217 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋