2007-09-20 14:06:12 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call Colonel Sanders for help.
2007-09-27 15:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't make the chicken cross the road, but I can make it wish that it did.
2007-09-20 14:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chop it's head off with an axe and watch it dance,cuz it's no good if it doesnt cross the road!
2007-09-20 14:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Susanna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Just let the chicken do what the chicken wants to do.
2007-09-20 14:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I grab it by the neck, swing it in circular motions over my head, and then fling it across the road. If it doesn't learn it's lesson, then giving it a good swift kick will do.
2007-09-20 14:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then that's his bizznezz and he won't go to the otherside...which the side he's on may have him content enough NOT to cross the road...
2007-09-20 14:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am black! That chicken wouldnt have to cross the street!
2007-09-20 14:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I talk to the chicken and tell him how important it is to cross the street and that if he doesn't do it I'LL KILL HIM MYSELF!
2007-09-28 07:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Diana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You move the road of course.
2007-09-20 14:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by BobRoberts01 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grab him up, real quick like, chop his head off and watch him run around, pluck out all his feathers and then cut him into pieces, then fry the pieces... and have dinner!
2007-09-27 11:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋