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late to work or for a party, for a meeting for an appointment..for not doing an assignment....whats the wildest excuse you ever came up with?....did it work?

2007-09-20 13:03:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

13 answers

I didn't feel like getting up when my alarm went off. My boss laughed, and yes, it worked.

2007-09-20 13:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by laura seeks the Kwisatz Haderach 4 · 3 0

Late to school .. excuse was b/c I was hit in the head with a baseball when a left handed batter hit a line drive into the dugout and I wasn't paying attention like I should have been. It only worked b/c it was true and I had quite the shiner to prove it! :)

2007-09-20 13:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by mystikalyx 4 · 2 0

Late to work

Sorry I`m late! Somebody pulled a gun on me in front of my house. I`m late because I had to make sure my family was safe before I came to work.

(True Story)

2007-09-20 14:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by Future 5 · 1 0

" really sorry i was late um actually i was walking here and i saw this guy in the bushes, turned out to be a guy with a a gun and he shot me... in the head. o no i got surgery about an hour ago then said the scars should already be gone so you um cant really see them"

2007-09-20 14:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0 0

Told 'em I got lucky and wasn't about to stop to come to work.
Better late than never, I guess:)
I'm sure they get that from guys regularly, whether true or not.
It did work

2007-09-20 13:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Me again 6 · 0 0

I once told my friends I was late because I was consoling a friend who got in trouble because she was having a scandalous relationship with a teacher... and they totally bought it... XD!

2007-09-20 13:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i am totally sorry i'm late
i was in my room starting my homework
when a ghost appeared , he took me to the 3rd no it was the 4th
YEAH the 4th dimension , he forced me to battle him to the death..
so long story short that is y i have ghost smell on me

(what was the question)
lol
no it didn't work i was in kindergarden

2007-09-20 13:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by abby 3 · 2 0

Late because there was one toilet and shower in the hotel room and my then wife had decided to lock herself in it and pout, refusing to come out for hours. They HAD to buy it because it was TRUE!

2007-09-20 13:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I got into a gunfight. Actually...... At that time in my life it really wasn't all that weird. I was averaging one or two of them a week.
And yes, it worked.

Doug

2007-09-20 13:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 3 0

That is one area where I have never made an excuse oddly enough.

I'm late -- suck it up and deal with it. If I could have made it on time, I would have.

2007-09-20 13:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by guru 7 · 2 2

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