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Thank u
2007-09-20 12:35:55 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For a start Damn it Natalie, No1 is born "speaking" but I do SPEAK perfect English, but i CHOOSE to type in shorthand and use abbreviations, eg initialisms such as LOL for laugh out loud and letter and number homophones such as r and 2
Its a very sad day when some1's intelligence is actually judged on the ignorance of a so called "woman" and her lack of ability to open her mind to a changing world.
So if im so scholastically retarded hun, how do i know ur gonna report me?
Go ahead click it :)
Who looks scholastically retarded now ?
2007-09-20 12:53:17 · update #1
Why do u need to know if i am beautiful?
I know I am, and thats all that matters
Thank u to all those lovely funny msgs from all u sweet peeps and even for all the hating, keep it coming
Lx
2007-09-20 12:58:36 · update #2
I like your style!
b'cos u said plz
I'll go down and I wont come up until you've had at least 4 multiple orgasms
kby
2007-09-20 14:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
James Blunt Your Beautifull.
2007-09-25 23:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow!! I really liked that one by nosyparker. Put a smile on my face right quick. And hon, use all the jargon you want. I'm just learning and having a blast with it all. lol smile, this ones for you.
2007-09-28 07:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him £40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The postman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-20 12:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
two sausages in a frying pan, one said "gosh its hot in here" the other one says "SH*T, a talking sausage!"
hope it made you smile, if not
Smile though your heart is aching
smile even though its breaking
when there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
if you smile through you fears and sorrows
smile there will be tomorrow
you'll find that life is still worth while
if you just smile
oh happy days (oh happy days)
oh happy days (oh happy days)
when jesus was..........................
when your smiling
when your smiling
the whole world smiles with you
sunday monday happy days
tuesday wednesday happy days
thursday friday happy days
my happy days!
2007-09-26 14:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Cuz the last time I put a smile on your face, it took about an hour to get it off and I'm not going thru that again. I still luv u tho. lol.
2007-09-20 12:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hi Slavey, I continuously seem forward to examining your q&a's so i might would desire to assert.... the glint of your eyes in flickering candlelight throughout the time of a chequered tablecloth in slightly backstreet ristaurante in Naples to the sound of a miles off violin. lol Danny. .
2016-10-09 13:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware slightly naughty joke coming.
A woman decides to return a toaster to Asda/Walmart for the benefit of all you Americans on line.
"Excuse me I'd like a refund as this toaster does not work ", she asks.
"Refund, I'm sorry I can't give you a refund as you bought it on special offer."
At this point the irate customer begins to rant;-
"Rub my nipples. Rub my nipples. Rub my nipples".
"Stop this madam or I will have no alternative but to call the manager". The embarrassed cashier responded.
The manager on hearing and seeing a commotion starting walks over to assist.
"Excuse me ma'am how can I help you?" He asks.
"I want a refund on this toaster I bought three weeks ago because it does not work." She announces.
"I'm sorry ma'am we can't offer you a refund, as those toasters were all sold on a special offer ticket, you will have to contact a service centre for a courtesy repair."
The woman decides to rant again.
"RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES."
"Please ma'am, not in here.This is unacceptable behaviour." Pleads the manager.
"Why not. I like my nipples rubbed when I am being screwed."
Needless to say the encore from the customers around her menat she got her refund in double quick time.
So there you have it. Customer service advice just when needed.
2007-09-20 12:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Nosey parker 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Even if it didn't put a smile on your face, Blackcat kizzy certainly gave me the giggles lol.
2007-09-20 12:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My joke of the day....
A man goes to an alternative therapist for help with his erection problems. The therapist says he has some secret magic medicine but it can only ever work once for a man. Just swallow one mouthfull then say, 'One two three' and up he comes...
The man thanks the therapist and says 'How do I make him go back down afterwards. The therapist replies 'Just say one two three four....
The man goes home to his wife and that night swallows his medicine and says 'One, two, three....'
His wife says 'What did you say one, two, three for?'
2007-09-20 12:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by ¸.•*´`*♥Kates ♥ Game11 ¸.•*´`*♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋