American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"
You rob Peter and then rob Paul.
At communion, you go back for seconds.
2007-09-20 11:50:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you steal the toilet paper out of the stall at work...I swear I knew someone who did this for six months.....
2007-09-20 12:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it cost a quarter to go around the world you couldn't afford to go around the block or you're so broke you can't pay attention!
2007-09-20 18:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you haven,t seen the neighbour who always borrows of you and you get your head stuck down the back of the sofa while you hunt for coins
2007-09-20 19:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by thursday 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it cost a nickle to listen, you can't afford to pay attention.
2007-09-20 21:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by penny d 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your out of a job!
2007-09-20 18:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you can't afford a down payment on a free lunch.....
2007-09-20 18:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The obvious...you can't pay attention!
2007-09-20 18:56:47 · answer #7 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
when the homeless guy on your block thinks he can do better than you.
2007-09-20 18:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♪♪ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You pay for luch with all quarters.
2007-09-20 18:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that's pretty funny! Being broke isn't all that funny though :(
2007-09-20 18:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋