my son bought a bag of 50 golf balls and when walking down the road the bag split and the balls went everywere i laughed so much it gave me a stomach ache and made me cry.
2007-09-20 09:34:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i laughed my head off when i saw my friend fall over...i think it's an instant reaction when you see someone fall..she looked like a baby giraffe...LMAO....i know i shouldn't but every time i think about it, i just pee myself..and yes, i did literally...lol...
2007-09-20 09:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me and my mate Helen won a golf day to a really posh course, so we booked ourselves in for the day and kicked off at the first tee.
No problems until we got to the green about fifteen shots each later. We were absolutely DIRE and must have walked fourteen miles to the first hole, criss-crossing the course to find lost and badly hit balls.
Helen was the first to the green and her ball eventually plopped onto this beautiful, smooth as a pool table patch of bright green and lush grass.
Because we had taken so long, and were nowhere near the normal strip of play, people had played through us and there was now a crowd of six people waiting at this particular green.
Helen picked up a sand wedge instead of a putter and before I could tell her, she had swung with the club.
The wedge dug into the ground and chocked up a GIGANTIC clod of earth and the ball, the earth AND the bent club flew through the air in a beautiful, slow motion arc.
They had to come to earth and the club and ball were fine, but when this great big divot landed, it just exploded on the green like a bomb, showering stones and earth, worms and god knows what all over this really looked after ground. I mean, someone must have cut it with scissors and Helen totally wrecked the green!
Needless to say, I was absolutely WETTING myself. I had to sink to the floor and I can honestly say it is probably the only time I have ever literally collapsed laughing. I was wheezing with my face on the floor, one hand banging the grass and then I looked up.
The other players who had all played through were standing round the edge of the green looking absolutely FURIOUS! The sight of them standing there, feet tapping and arms crossed with faces like thunder and wearing checked PLUS FOURS will stay with me forever.
We did not play another hole and it took us twenty minutes to stagger back to the clubhouse we were laughing so hard.
I am laughing now at the thought of this day!
2007-09-20 10:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The other night at the slimming club one of the women was complaining that she had been so good this week and had done tons of exercising and just couldn't understand why she had put a pound on, her little girl whom she'd had to bring along with her, piped up, no you haven't mommy, you ate fish and chips with daddy in the car, I couldn't stop laughing and had tears rolling down my face.
2007-09-20 09:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
about 15 years ago when i went skiing with a group of friends in austria and i saw somebody fall onto one of those pull you up the mountain pulleys
and as she fell onto the pulley everyone all up the line was bounced off it was very funny nobody was hurt
it was just the look on their faces
i laughed so much i wet myself right there on the side of the mountain
2007-09-20 09:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by cornyginger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Last Saturday my friends and I went out for dinner and it was a beautiful day outside and we decided to have dinner at the terrace..we ordered our drinks and we all took pina colada..my friends and i started talking and all of a sudden, there was a bee in my friends drink, the face that she pulled was hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing
2007-09-20 09:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Red_Rose 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
as we communicate... Lunchtime in college, we've been all sitting down interior the geography section chattering away whilst a banana dermis hit my acquaintances face immediately.. between the females on the different factor of the geog section grow to be curiously attempting to get it into the bin.. would not sound very humorous yet you merely had to be there >.<
2016-10-19 05:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday in a meeting, a female colleague in her fifties, farted. It was something about the way she said "Oh, sorry"....I couldn't stop laughing. We were both absolutely hysterical, and she managed to say "I expect that to stay within these four walls..." well, that just set me off even more. My mascara was streaming down my face. Not a good look! :)
2007-09-20 09:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When i said something to a work mate and didnt realise what i had said until i saw her face drop...I was opening a tin of tuna with our huge industrial sized hand operated tin opener ,and i got some tuna on the handle, i asked her to'' give my knob a wipe''...oh how we laughed
p.s we are both female lol
2007-09-20 09:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by babscabs 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 minutes ago to a joke that hughJarsed1 posted about a siamese twin..i did nearly wet myself..it was really funny
2007-09-20 09:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed so much at work today that i had tears in my eyes. dont think i have ever laughed so much i nearly wet myself though - maybe when im old and have a weak bladder!!
2007-09-20 09:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by L 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the pictures feel asleep had to be woken up, started laughing so much & had to leave.
2007-09-20 09:39:43 · answer #11 · answered by H.M.C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋