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I gotta stop skimming so quickly through the newspapers........

2007-09-20 08:22:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

What!?!
The citizens must be warned!!!

HEY EVERYONE!!
OJ got phasered at Chuck Barry's press conference while John Madden was feeling blue and waxing ...
... purple monkey dishwasher ...

2007-09-20 17:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3 0

No. Kerry really tasered the flu vaccine before he voted for it and Bin Laden and OJ were the distinguished guests for the press conference, there to show support for Kerry's presidential run for NOW in 08.

2007-09-20 09:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 2 0

Nice

2007-09-20 08:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes and i think they found a kid on the side of the road with 4 heads and a cat.oddly enough the cat was half human and oj's glove fit it perfectly

2007-09-20 09:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That sounds about right! I heard that Brittany Spears wrecked her car and is in rehab and stole OJ's memorabilia!

2007-09-20 08:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Or just skip them altogether since it's really just so much ephemera. That's all news is,when you stop and think about it. Ephemera. They could actually call it that, "Ephemera". They might as well.

2007-09-20 08:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0 1

That's my understanding. You're so accurate you could report the news.

2007-09-20 08:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie 7 · 0 0

You must have gotten the same news e-mails as I did !!
Wacky wacky stuff !! LOL !!

2007-09-20 08:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1 0

Hehe...thanks you really are funny. I think you have some of it right, uh, maybe not.

2007-09-20 08:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 1 0

Hey, close enough. It's really all you need to know anyway...

2007-09-20 08:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by Smooch The Pooch 7 · 0 0

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