I stepped off a neighbors porch, apparebntly i forgot how tall I was and stepped into the air. Really felt like an idiot and didn't want to complain about the skinned knees/palms and knees or the blood. But man, it really hurt!
2007-09-20 08:04:01 · 19 answers · asked by slk29406 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Goldwing:
Last year I put a koi pond in the greenhouse. My neighbor came over to see, he was a little inebriated and he fell into the koi pond too! Then he couldn't get out, he squished one of my poor little koi. This is one time I didn't find it funny
2007-09-20 09:54:32 · update #1
I was in the grocery check out line when the person in front of me asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Just fine". He then asked me "What are you up to" and I replied "Nothing, I'm just finishing up some shopping". Finally he turned completely around facing me and said "Do You Mind, I Am On The Phone"!!. It was then that I realized he had his cellphone held up to the ear I couldn't see and was in the middle of a conversation - with somebody else!
2007-09-20 09:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
funny you should ask! (well, not so funny, but here we go), This morning, I was reading the paper on my lower deck, stood up to feed the koi in the pond when my pit poodles came bounding down the stairs and the larger jumped up on me to say, "good morning." With both arms flailing, I went into the pond, full body flop on my back! I was dressed for work, shoes and all. The damned dog thought his was a game and started jumping up and down barking. ... yep, very fun game. Meanwhile, the Koi are having heart attacks, jumping out of the water, trying to get as far away from whatever preditor just entered their world! I kept my calm, soft-spoken personality in tact (if you believe that one, I will sell you a house here for 50,000.). Ok, after another shower, clean clothes, I left to work to escape from the house. Some days, it does not pay to get up. !
2007-09-20 09:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was at the pool with two of my lady friends ( neighbors), and we were taking pictures the other day. When it came my turn to take theirs together, I backed up a step too many and backed right into the pool wearing the new " dry clean only" slacks and blouse that I had borrowed from my daughter. It's a good thing she loves her Mom so much lol
2007-09-20 08:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine was pulling away from the curb in front of my home. I was waving and walking backwards across the lawn when I tripped on a sprinkler head. Before I could get up and compose myself, the automatic sprinkler went off, causing me to become the original wet-head! I had grass stains on my white disco suit, but I didn't bleed.
Pretend I kissed those skinned knees of yours and made them all better.
2007-09-20 09:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Old Woman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend who glued his lips together with super glue. He was the DJ "on the air" at the time. He was trying to glue a small piece of microphone metal back on his mic and mistakenly rubbed his lips...he couldn't say a word and the broadcast just went off air....poor guy...
Now me, I fell on the new church floor.....during a wedding reception. Just went sprawling....I think I recovered my dignity quite well....but I will never wear those slippery type soles again....
2007-09-20 11:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay I know I'm going to get thumbs down for this but this is my bad thing. I made out with a married man. In my defense though I was drunk.
2016-05-19 03:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This goes back a bit, about 1971, typical sailor stupidity.
I was stationed at the US Navy commissary in Yokohama, Japan. Back in the days of MICRO-MINIS and NUDE, TOE TO WAIST panty hose. We were offloading a truck when the school kids started coming by for lunch (they'd cut behind the commissary to the Navy Exchange cafeteria). There was one beautiful Senior, Michelle, with legs up to her shoulders. Some of them (guys and gals) would stop and talk to us from time to time, so we got to know them. This one day it was windy and Michelle's micro-mini dress was 'up to there' and she was wearing THOSE panty hose with no panties. My partner said, "Andy! Look at Michelle!"
I had 2 cases of pineapple juice in my arms and stepped off the back of the 5 ton stake body truck right to the ground. Six weeks in a cast from my toes to my knee! I blamed it on my wife because she didn't put any ham in the black eyed peas for our New Years dinner (ooo buddy!).
2007-09-20 09:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tripped over my dog and broke several bones in my wrist, the doctor asked if I had a shepherd or some big dog and I had to admit it was a poodle cross - I sympathize with Goldwing on that one
2007-09-20 16:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must've been really pissed off, even thinking of writing in Yahoo Answers to cool off some steam.
The last graceful thing I've done? I tripped on my own leg a bloodied my elbow. How's that for graceful?!
2007-09-20 08:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Coin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went to the bathroom late the other night (without turning on the light) and forgot that some male might have been there before me. Damn near broke my a--!
2007-09-20 08:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by dragon 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋