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You need to negotiate with it. Tell it that if it will let you go, you will get it a helicopter and $500,000. While it's contemplating your offer, quietly walk over to the window and open the blinds, so the S.W.A.T. team can see through the window, then hit the deck so they can get a clean shot.

2007-09-20 08:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Download a virus.

All joking aside, you see the start icon on the bottom left? Click it, then click log off, then click turn off. Stay strong and watch as the computer powers down. Ok...screen is turning blue, oh my goodness, fight it, fight it....aaaahhh, computer off. Now go watch some TV.

2007-09-20 08:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by TDK 6 · 1 0

Is this physical or virtual ? Unless its a laptop, pull out the power cord and run to the tv room.

2007-09-20 08:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 1 0

Shut it down and then pull the plug. Back away slowly and close the door behind you.

Good luck, lol.

2007-09-20 08:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You'll need the system to crash. If you don't want that, simply turn it off. Wait, jumping from one thing to another isn't gonna be much help to yourself you know...

2007-09-20 08:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Coin 4 · 1 0

It's a termination problem and you need to pull the plug.

2007-09-20 08:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 1 0

Turn it off and look out your window is a great start...

2007-09-20 08:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by carmelcavalier 4 · 1 0

Pray to the yahoo gods they will let you free.

2007-09-20 08:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

2007-09-20 08:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Woodman 5 · 1 0

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