Pick only one winner from each round
OJ Simpson (knife) vs. Michael Jackson (lolly pop)
Derrick Jeter (basball bat) vs. Jason Alexander (toupee – hair hat)
Mike Tyson (fist) vs. Mr. T (gold chains)
Will Smith (memory eraser) vs. Tom Cruise (cocktail glass)
Dom DeLuise (cooked ham) vs. Don King (hair spray and lighter)
Steven Segal (chop suey) vs. John Cena (wrestling moves)
Will Farrel (sharpened ice skates) vs. Vince Vaughn (switch blade)
Jesse Ventura (medi-gun) vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger (bazooka)
2007-09-20 05:43:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Excellent question.
OJ wins by a landslide
Derrick bludgeons George into a bloody pulp
While Tyson is busy munching on Mr. T's ear, he strangles the champ with his bling. Long live Mr. T.
Tom Cruise wins (his mind is already blank, thus Will has no weapon)
Dom and Don get together and heat the ham with the hair spray blow torch, then choke on it as they are scarfing it down. No decision...
Steven Segal slaughters Cena with his REAL Akido after he gets tired of trying to look impressed by Cena's FAKE wrestling.
Got to go with Will here (ever seen the Mr. Tarkanian sketch from SNL? Ferrel is NUTS)
Finally, Jesse's Navy seal training wins out here. Waiting until Arnold wasts his one shot with the bazooka. Jesse drops the medi-gun and take the gov with a tongue depressor and a navel orange...
2007-09-28 03:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by swigaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OJ Simpson (knife)
Jason Alexander (toupee – hair hat)
Mr. T (gold chains)
Will Smith (memory eraser)
. Don King (hair spray and lighter)
John Cena (wrestling moves)
Will Farrel (sharpened ice skates)
Jesse Ventura (medi-gun)
2007-09-27 21:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Woman in Red 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael because he has a secret weapon (wine w/sleeping pills)
Jason he will put dandruff in Derrick's eyes, take the bat, and commence to whip...
Mike Tyson, he will take the gold chains he needs more money for coke
HMMM.......
Will Smith will just wipe Tom memory out and walk away
Don King He will spray all the food with hair spray then spray Dom's eyes out. Or spray the eyes and take the food.
John Cena. Segal was over so long ago.
Vaughn he is hot
Schwarzenegger he has so many body guards now he does not have to fight
2007-09-28 01:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. OJ, though it would be difficult to get rid of Michael Jackson because he isn't human anymore
2. Derrick Jeter--Jason Alexander would just whine
3. Mr. T--he's badass
4. Will Smith--Tom Cruise is a pansy
5. Don King, though he wouldn't need the hairspray and lighter...all he would have to do is poke someone's eye out with his hair.
6. Steven Segal
7. Vince Vaughn
8. That's a tough one...it could go either way...they could govern each other to death
2007-09-20 05:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OJ
Derrick Jeter
Mr. T
Will Smith
Dom DeLuise
Steven Segal
Vince Vaughn
Jesse Ventura
2007-09-28 04:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by ♥sick n tired♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OJ
Derrick
Mr. T
Tom Cruise
Don King
John Cena
Will Farrel
Jesse Ventura
2007-09-28 02:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by - Tudor Gothic Serpent - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I add a match?
Tom Selleck vs David Hasselhoff!
The winners:
OJ
Derek
Mike Tyson
Will Smith
Don King
John Cena
Will Farrell
Jesse Ventura
2007-09-20 05:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OJ Simpson
Derrick Jeter
Mr. T (gold chains)
Will Smith
Don King
John Cena (wrestling moves)
Will Farrel
Jesse Ventura
2007-09-20 05:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by ...... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OJ
Jeter
Mr. T
Will Smith
Don King
John Cena
Will Ferrell
Arnold Schwarzenegger
2007-09-20 05:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OJ,Jason.Mr. T,Will, Don King,Steven,Vince,Arnold
2007-09-26 22:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋