"a man had just broken into my house, killed my cat, held a gun to my wife's head and boiled the kettle for a cuppa so i....."
finish the sentence!
2007-09-20 02:59:43 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
don't mention that the kettle is full of limescale, just sit and laugh as he looks concerned at the little bits floating around in his tea.
2007-09-20 03:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tribee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lost my woody because sex with dead animals is just gross, got up off the cat and ripped the gun out the the guys hand, and turned it around and called him an idiot for having it pointing at himself in the first place. Then I turned off the stove because the stupid wench only had decaf coffee anyway and who wants that. Then I made the guy put on my wifes halloween cat outfit and finished up on him.
2007-09-20 03:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...so I went back to bed knowing I must have just had one hell of a nightmare! You see, I don't have a cat or a kettle, and I couldn't possibly have a wife because I'm a female.
2007-09-20 23:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
needed an alibi so i went across the street to my friends house opened up the window turned on all the lights grab a newspaper and clock and started beating off right in the window and yell hey everyone look at me im beating off in the window 11:35 September 20th note the time
2007-09-20 03:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Drop kicked him, took the gun away. Tied him to a chair and played a Barbara Streisand CD really loud. That'll teach him!
2007-09-20 03:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told my wife to be brave and whatever he asked her to do just do it no questions asked.He whispered something in my wife's ear and then went into the bathroom.I asked her what he said, but i stopped her and told her she just had to be strong and give him what he wants.Now my wife is nodding "You're right.We should both be brave and just do it no questions asked"she says. But, hey wait a minute---- Where'd he get that Vaseline? And why is he coming MY way?
2007-09-20 03:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finished the sentence.
2007-09-20 06:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dukklord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk in on all this. "What's it gonna cost me here?" I asked. "Everything you got or the wife gets it good." says the man. After a long uncomfortable silence the man screams "Well, what's it gonna be?" That's when I say "Hold on I have almost worked the better deal."
2007-09-20 03:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went outside and realised I was in the wrong house after all.
2007-09-20 03:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to fetch the milk
2007-09-20 03:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋