2007-09-20 02:48:17 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
um....no *burp*
2007-09-20 02:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by Piranhatron 3000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen a turtle in a zoo! But I'm not sure if it's yours!
2007-09-20 02:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I saw him hiding in the corner with the German army helmet !
I think your turtle is a bit near-sighted!
2007-09-20 02:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q : What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A : A slow poke!
WaaWaaWaaaaaaaaa!
2007-09-20 02:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't know. Sometimes it's hard for me to tell turtles apart.
2007-09-20 02:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess he can't read-saw him last just entering a car wash -ooops crunch-he was too slow getting out. I think it was a red Mazda but didn't get the license number.
(where do I get these idiotic thoughts-I guess the same place all these other answerer's do!)
Is there a plot afoot here?
2007-09-20 09:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh -- maybe THAT is what is crawling around in our attic. My question is.....how high can he climb cuz we're on the 2nd floor with a vaulted ceiling. If it's him, I can assure you that he can run really fast now --- I hear him!! Bad thing is, they put poison traps up there....maybe he won't find them.
2007-09-20 02:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops, I thought that was a fancy frisbee with landing gear and a pooper..
Danny
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2007-09-20 02:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Danny Dix 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He just stole my wife, when I argued that she wouldn't sleep with him anyway, he told me "we shell see"
Damn that turtle, him and his witty remarks!
2007-09-20 03:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Tribee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It just took my Goldfish out for a walk said they would'nt be long
2007-09-20 02:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the pond at the back of your house!
2007-09-20 02:53:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋