Jack and Jill went up the hill.....?

Question

Who can invent their own ending to this one>>>>

10 points for the funniest answer.
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Answer 1

to fetch a roll of cheese. Jack came down with a beaming smile and the trousers around his knees.

Answer 2

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown
now she`s got a daughter


or

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot to take the pill;
now she`s got a daughter

Answer 3

jack and jill went up the hill
but not to fetch some water
they stole some cash
and bought some hash
and thought this is much better than water
but little did they know ,
that the man that lived below
ran house that pushed out dope
so after they tumbled down
and jack broke his crown ,the man
hung jill by a rope

Answer 4

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
Jack fell down and broke his neck
and Jill fell about in laughter.

Answer 5

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jill came down with half a crown and it wasnt for fetching water.
Thats the original for all the crinklies on here.

Answer 6

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to sue their landlords daughter,
Jack came down looking like a clown,
and Jill came down with a quarter.

Answer 7

Jack & Jill went up the hill
To go & fly their kite
Jack flew off
and started to cough
It wasnt a pretty sight

or

Jack & Jill went up the hill
They both were playing their flute
Jack stumbled over
and unroved his pullover
And lay there in his birthday suit

Answer 8

I've actually got a joke that twists around this song a bit
....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana,
Jack got high pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes pulled up her dress and had a little fun,
but poor old Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!
lol dnt ask..heard it from a friend

Answer 9

With a bottle of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.

Answer 10

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And said "WHEN THE HECK ARE WE GONNA GET A TAP".

Answer 11

jack and jill went up the hill ,
to fetch a pale of water ,
jill came down with half a crown ,
but it weren't for fetching water