Before Real Estate, I worked in cosmetics, after dancing. OMG. And I had to practice the facial massage for an exam.
I eventually convinced my late, to lie on the bed and let me do a facial massage on him. To remember the sequence etc.
He did, and I seemed to get it all right. Then I climbed into bed, and he went into the bathroom.
When he came out, he had all these red spots on his face. And I thought, OMG, should I tell him. He was acting in a very unassuming way. Eventually I told him, and he rushed back into the bathroom, yelling, "look what you have done to me!" I rushed into the bathroom, had a close look.
I had some red toothpaste (forgotten the name), which made your gums red and your teeth look whiter. He had taken bits of it and dotted it on his face to look like blotches, as if he had, had a reaction to the creams. He had this great sense of humour.
2007-09-19 18:15:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
While reciting our vows with a very serious French minister with no sense of humor my soon to be husband said for richer and poorer and poorer and poorer. I started giggling and could hardly recite anything and he kept making me say it over and over again.
2007-09-20 13:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a great story. I am going to enjoy reading your little adventures. Learn a lot about you this way too.
A sense of humor was not one of my Hubby's best features.
I was the one with that. He always seemed upset with me.
Our personalities where so different. I think I fell in love with the Sailor suit. He was career US Navy.
Thank God, when he became an active born again christian,
HE WAS A NEW MAN. God gave him every good quality man can have. He is so loving, kind, & I can't imagine life without him. We have been wed 54 yrs.~~~~~jill
2007-09-20 12:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny story!
Here's another: When I was married, my husband blew a fart in bed and pulled the cover over my head.
I can tolerate a fart here and there, but this was too much!
I expressed my displeasure by smashing a clock radio on his head.
When we got back from the emergency room, my husband only had a few hours to sleep before work.
But since the clock radio was broken, he was 1 hour late to work and got fired. We filed for bankruptcy last month.
Ha! We both got a good laugh out of that one.
2007-09-20 01:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
When I got up one am, went downstairs, into the kitchen, middle of the floor a shoe with an apple in it. In the living room pictures were turned upside down. He was always pulling somethig I'd have to guess what he was implying.
2007-09-20 09:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by hilbamabush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great story!!
One year for Halloween my husband decided to dress up like an Indian (Native American). He had the buckskins and a roach (porcupine I think) for a headpiece. He found the Halloween make up and decided to paint his face. He had worn the make up most of the evening. When he was getting ready for bed he washed off the makeup....... it wasn't coming off! It was like he had painted his face with a marker! The next morning, even after a good hard scrubbing, there were still colors on his face! Sadly, he has not painted his face since.
2007-09-20 01:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Justme. My husband always plays jokes on me. I am adding the link to one of my resolved q's so you can see just what I mean. I hope you have a broad sense of humour, otherwise you'd best not read it! lol x
2007-09-21 06:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant with our 1st baby {48 years ago} we were in a very crowded store and he said "by the way what did you say your name was?" We got such startled looks from the people around us, that we just stood there and laughed ourselves silly.
2007-09-21 02:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was on April first and it call April fool's day he call me up and told me he had brought me a new car, and when i come home i could see it and if i like it i could keep it, well it was an old beat up car with no wheels and no windows, and it was covered with Material and when they took the material off i laugh so hard until i was crying.
2007-09-20 01:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by I am women 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh cute is that it is so nice that you have such a fun relationship.
The funniest thing my beloved husband did was to pass gas during intimacy we still laugh about it.
He also can imitate animals noises like my sisters bird and certain dogs he makes me laugh more and more each day.
It is important to laugh at yourselves once in a while and not take things so seriously and to heart.
2007-09-20 01:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Stuart, could not have said it better myself. LOL
How is the wife?
Sincerly,
Dr. Hank
2007-09-20 01:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Hank Bodiddrick, PhD 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋