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Because that oatmeal had RAISINS!!!!!!!!

2007-09-20 00:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

No, no longer somewhat. I awoke to an itchy scalp, and my perfect palm planted in my face. I have been given away from mattress, took my morning meds, used some anti-itch/submit graft surgical treatment hair spray, and now i'm sitting in front of the pc, answering questions approximately Yahoo. i'm going to do the comb (over) ingredient later, once I've had a bathtub. (perhaps while i'm six ft, 4) it is too early for that yet. nonetheless waking up.

2016-10-09 12:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Because you made me go to school with oatmeal in my hair and all over my face. Imagine what the kids did to me when I got on the bus and entered school.

2007-09-19 18:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 1 0

Because you like it that way, because you didn't put sugar in my oatmeal and because you forgot to dress me and you put me on the Christian Brothers Boys school bus... They are ALL going to the special hell.

2007-09-19 20:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2 0

You put me on the short bus! I wanted to ride the long one today!

2007-09-19 22:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3 0

Dear Alec,
It wasn't me cursing, it was the Doctor.
I was trying to scream "Again" but the Doc is too strong these days.
Forgive me.
Rose P.

2007-09-19 18:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by rose p 7 · 1 1

Must have been when you poured that cold glass of water on me while you were trying to wake me up!! I always hated it when you did that to me so early in the morning before school.....

2007-09-19 18:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 1 0

Because I'm a grandmother of 9 I don't think that would be very nice now would it?

2007-09-19 18:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1 0

Because you fuc*in' dunked my head in oatmeal....

2007-09-19 18:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by Lady_Wolfwood 3 · 1 0

Mom, you know I don't like oatmeal.

2007-09-19 18:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by Georgie 7 · 2 0

I dont know, sounds like a typical school morning.

2007-09-19 18:11:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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