now he won't stop complaining. How do i make him stop complaining without killing him?
2007-09-19 15:13:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Unplug him again. Just let his batteries die and you won't have to worry about it any more.
2007-09-19 15:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by turkeybrooknj 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, it's an impossibility. You should have read the warnings on the box before you brought it home. They complain nonstop about everything. You can try to placate it for a while by letting it blog and watch the Daily Show. Tell it it is getting amnesty, a nationwide global warming tax, and free healthcare for life. If it's a really angry one and still won't shut up, you'll have to run it over with your car and toss it down a well. Next time, get a puppy.
2007-09-19 15:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by hottiecj *~♥~*~♥~* 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I plugged in a conservative because he stated his light and morals shined better than a liberal, but he lied. Found out his light shined no better than a liberal, so I told others the truth and not to buy into the garbage that one is better than another.
You see, BOTH that were purchased in Washington, DC were the same...
2007-09-19 15:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by linus_van_pelt_4968 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL.. yeah, I heard you fellas were into that naming thing. I just didn't know y'all were so repressed you had to name it after the opposite political persuasion to justify your actions. About that complaining... 'unplug', you're apparently doing it wrong and your 'liberal' is suffocating.
2007-09-19 15:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by sagacious_ness 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You cannot stop the complaining. Suggest sending them to a country that they fit in
Venezuela
North Korea
Cuba
Iran
Syria
2007-09-19 15:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by Chainsaw 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
I pity that libtart! Be nice and let it go...but neuter it first!!
2007-09-19 15:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by ak6702 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You plugged your Librarian?!?!!!
Shame on you!
Where?
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2007-09-19 15:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by take a number 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, don't hurt him.. A liberal is like the internet, whenever you want to learn something.. You'll be in dire need of one..
2007-09-19 15:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
not a wise question
you're silly
2007-09-19 15:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by rare2findd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
See, cons can't ask a question without lying about something.
2007-09-19 15:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 5⤋